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Old 27th Mar 2015, 22:19
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"You should have pushed it back a bit more before firing up after that Wet Start !"

(Poetic Licence: Yes, I know it's not a Vampire !)
 
Old 27th Mar 2015, 22:44
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"Er boss, don't they usually go to the fire dump after they're retired?"
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Old 27th Mar 2015, 23:02
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Take the safety officers course Joe said, It's a total skate, Joe said, there hasn't been a reportable accident in years, Joe said.......
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Old 27th Mar 2015, 23:05
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Jesus H F*ucking KEEEEEERRIIIST, what happened ! All Blogs was supposed to do was check the port nav light !
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Old 27th Mar 2015, 23:10
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"Well, we're on Third Party, Fire and Theft, so we should be all right "
 
Old 27th Mar 2015, 23:14
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"Stop Press: The Monkeys have discovered Fire !"
 
Old 27th Mar 2015, 23:53
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"Because, Jenkins, we've only got the one helmet. That's why you have to go and see what's wrong with it!"
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 00:16
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"Why did you have to go round upsetting Vulcan, Nero ?"
 
Old 28th Mar 2015, 00:25
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"Vell Hans, maybe flying in for ze Battle of Britain pardy vazzen't zuch a good idea..."

"Vell Fritz, I don't zink singing 'The Flag' on Approach frequency helped much"
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 01:31
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"Use just a bit less choke next time, Bloggs!"
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 02:00
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"No Smoke without Fire !"
 
Old 28th Mar 2015, 02:02
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"Is it supposed to do that, Sir ?"
 
Old 28th Mar 2015, 03:10
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"Now THAT is what I call a relight!"
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 05:32
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The first flight test revealed that, sadly, ICARUS Inc had failed to improve their manufacturing process over the eons.
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 06:28
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We believe the pilots name was George Lucas.
Why's that?
He's responsible for the Phantom Menace!
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 06:29
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......it'll buff out.
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 06:30
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We're awfully sorry chaps. When the call came over the radio of a Phantom fire, we thought it was a joke so we sent the Phantom fire truck....
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 08:23
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If Carlsberg made paintstripper..
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 08:24
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"Well, now we know why it's F4 ... f for f***ing ferocious fire, that's what F's for!"
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 08:25
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Oh, actually, they do..
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