Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Look what the cat's brought in !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

A MoD spokesman strenuously denied that the contract to provide the Chinook force with a "Look down, Shoot down" capability had been awarded to the lowest tenderer.

[CoffmanStarter]

Bloggs ... I told you to rig the RAG horizontally not vertically

[NutLoose]

"Right, which Nimbies house was it that said not in my backyard?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Jeremy Clarkson takes delivery of his latest garden ornament

[Danny42C]

"We're going to use it as a Gate Guardian in front of the MOD building in Whitehall !"

[Hydromet]

Professor Dork's experiments with anti-gravity finally seemed to be bearing fruit.

[WIDN62]

Judging this evening!

[Wensleydale]

88 miles per hour!!

[Vendee]

McDonnell Douglas have announced that trials on their new F4 high lift device are "encouraging".

[dazdaz1]

Just a thought skipper, I presumed it was water were suppose to drop over the forest fire?

[WIDN62]

Many honourable mentions, but...

3rd Coffman Starter with "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green"

2nd Danny with "It just followed me home, honest Mummy etc"

And the winner is

Fox3 with "We...found it. Honest! It was just sorta lying by the runway"

By the way, the runway was RAF Stanley - it landed short and hooked on to the end of the PSP matting rather than the cable and trashed the rear end of the fuselage.

Congrats Fox3 - you have the con!

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played Fox3

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Many thanks; try this then

[Tengah Type]

It always does that in the cold weather.

[CoffmanStarter]

Clearly a case of Flaccid Barrel Syndrome

[CoffmanStarter]

Don't let it drag in the snow ... It'll get frostbite

[Tashengurt]

"I said get it in defilade!"

[Tashengurt]

Nellie the elephant on national service

[NutLoose]

We call it Buster....