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Old 25th Feb 2015, 20:07
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Laughter-silvered wings, my @rse!
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 20:08
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There I was, nothing on the clock but the makers name.... And then I realised there was indeed nothing on the clock..
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 20:10
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'Now, what was the number of that truck driving school?'
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 20:13
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Just my luck, I'll have to go for a 'Hats-On', and I haven't even got my hat.
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 20:37
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'Quebec Hotel Victor requesting QDM'
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 20:50
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Hmm where to start....... Defects, aircraft slow to accelerate, prop vibration, tyres flat...
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 20:52
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NFF! ............
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 21:23
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Have they invented bodyfiller yet?
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 22:24
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When I said you'd be fine after a bit of Spit & Polish.....ummm...
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 22:28
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Future Fighter Controller
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 22:53
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Snag # 1: Flaps fail to extend due to close proximity of ground
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 22:56
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Dear Mum

After a ripping good show the last few weeks I was rather brought back to earth today and so I have a bit of time to pen a letter. It seems Wing Co's admonition to "beware of the Hun in the Sun" has a modicum of truth.....
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Old 25th Feb 2015, 23:00
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Boscombe Down evaluation report 1944/04. Top Secret...

Whilst I concur the engineers have rectified the appalling access problems on this particular aircraft type I raised in report 1944/03, One concludes that it has brought up other significant problems to the type and hence negates the advantages it brings..



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Old 25th Feb 2015, 23:10
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You should see the other bloke.
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Old 26th Feb 2015, 00:51
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"♫... If you go down to the woods today..... ♫"
 
Old 26th Feb 2015, 01:11
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I'm telling you, there's something out on the wing! Why doesn't anyone believe me???
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Old 26th Feb 2015, 01:25
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"Vat is zees Form 765c ?"
 
Old 26th Feb 2015, 01:56
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Susannah York will be along shortly....aaaaany minute now...
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Old 26th Feb 2015, 02:21
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The mess that Plt Off Farquar found himself in that fateful Friday, was not the mess he'd hoped for.

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Old 26th Feb 2015, 12:37
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Oops, that worked fine in the Hurricane I had last year.

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As usual Hoskins was a little late on the round out.
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