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"Got it in one - you screwed Nutloose!"
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Does my bum look bigger in this?
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Ok, for the last time, we do not have any nuts on this flight!
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I think I made a typo when ordering the G strings girls....
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Ok, for the last time, we do not have any nuts on this flight!
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I think I made a typo when ordering the G strings girls....
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Lucy Lu liked the idea of the built in artifical vagina, so she could make a bit on the side..
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"See, if you rub it, it gets bigger"
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"They are to warn the rest of the PLAF that we are ladyboys"
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"See, if you rub it, it gets bigger"
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"They are to warn the rest of the PLAF that we are ladyboys"
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"Sukhoi...Sukhoi....Loooong time.. One Dollar..."
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"It say in case of emergency, turn one click to insert tampon"
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"Awww... batterwies not incluwded"
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"What this G it say, awww, it no mention G spot"
ahh . . . Darrwell . . . not for you to say "get your hand off it!"
farkah-me . . .. always it say 'made in China'
you might have Beatle hairdo flyboy . . . . but no love love me do work for you tonight
farkah-me . . .. always it say 'made in China'
you might have Beatle hairdo flyboy . . . . but no love love me do work for you tonight
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"Ohhh a handcream dispenser, how clever"
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"Ahh I see now, they are Busters old flight suits, see.. this is were they attached the colostomy bag, they say they had to fit them because he was tighter than a Bombay ducks a**"
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"Ahh I see now, they are Busters old flight suits, see.. this is were they attached the colostomy bag, they say they had to fit them because he was tighter than a Bombay ducks a**"
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Last edited by NutLoose; 15th Dec 2014 at 18:42.
"Now we can get blowjobs too!"
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"Crickey -and I thought lingerie was complicated!"
direct quote from a female RAF officer friend whilst she was being fitted for a g-suited pax ride
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"Crickey -and I thought lingerie was complicated!"
direct quote from a female RAF officer friend whilst she was being fitted for a g-suited pax ride