Caption competition

[Fantome]

Just look at him fly Sanjay . . . . that Gurkha's no shirker... he can bring down six Stukas . . . . in the bat of an eye

[Arm out the window]

"I tell you Sanjeev, I don't really like this location for our Bollywood blockbuster, but at least the props are first rate."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

'What's up, Rajiv?'

'Squadron Leader 'chopper' Sparrow failed me on my FHT for 'Not having a proper moustache'.

'Bummer. I got failed for 'Vacant expression better suited to a truckie pilot''

[Buster Hyman]

"...and when I had The 109 in my sights, he shouted "Chicken!" At me, just as I pulled the trigger...tikka tikka tikka....and that was my Eureka moment..."

[Danny42C]

(This is not an entry)

Well spotted, chaps (the Crown of Ashoka, of course ! - old eyes not up to scratch, thought it might be a pussy-cat). Funny thing, though, I think the first Spits the IAF got were the Mk.XIVs at the end of WWII, this looks more like a Mk.Vc to me.

And I don't recall anyone wearing blue battledress (it gets hot out there !) plus May Vests. Why would you want to go out to sea over a land battle ? (all right the Sunderbands, but nobody wore a May West for that: there was always plenty of dry-ish land to put it down on if need be).

Were there any dedicated Indian RAF Sqdns in Europe ?

Puzzled Danny.

[Arm out the window]

"You stay right there, I'll fire this baby up and the lack of hair dryers in the mess won't be a problem any longer."

[Arm out the window]

"OK, rugby trials this afternoon - I'm playing prop and you'll be on the wing."

[Buster Hyman]

If we can fly like we drive taxii's, then the Germans don't stand a chance!

[Pontius]

"Yes, I am agreeing the white-walled tyres are a lovely touch but the plans don't mention anything about bells on the prop tips."

[squeaker]

Looks like Dave found the minefield.

[NutLoose]

"That's my plane circling up there, I don't know what came over me, I heard the NAAFI wagon bell and was over the side toot sweet"

[5aday]

Right Gupta, This is how you create an alsation shadow and then if you do both hands it becomes an eagle.

[racedo]

Its the right pose for Mommies Christmas card to show one is keeping one's effort to fight the dammed enemy.

[racedo]

Why are you dressed up and posing on the wing, you only arrived with the Curry delivery in the Nissan Micra 5 minutes ago.

[racedo]

Does one have planes where you come from ?

Of course we do, Smidingly-Fotheringly-Falloffhorse have been flying planes for years.

[racedo]

What kind of plane is that high in the sky....
Think its a Focker......

[Buster Hyman]

The IAF...Always waiting in(on) the wings...

[Fantome]

"it's a bird, no it's a plane, no wait . . . . IT'S A GIANT METEOR HEADING TOWARDS THE...., nope it's a bird"

[NutLoose]

[Boudreaux Bob]

Jones was armed with the new Typhoon Gun.