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Old 17th Nov 2014, 00:19
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"Da, Von day ve will regain our place as a superpower the vorld vill tremble at, and und that day ve vill relaunch the Lada as ze car for ze masses"
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 01:04
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"...after we finish with this photo, it'll look like you are wrestling a Bear! You should see the quality job we did framing the Ukrainians for MH17!"
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 06:43
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 08:05
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Dale Winton's stalker: Police question 62 year old man of East European origin.
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 09:54
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"Ahh that's better, I can see it now Buster, so it's like a penis, only smaller"
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 10:29
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Well Boris, what colour would you say that grass is?
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 10:40
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"Ahh that's better, I can see it now Buster, so it's like a penis, only smaller"
Err, no Comrade Putin. You have the Binoculars around the wrong way.
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 10:40
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At the G20 in Cairns, Australia: "Russian intel advises to keep a lookout for the budgie smuggler"
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 12:49
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"Comrade see the 2 Sverdlovs lying beached rusting away....yeees got them....now go past the 8 semi submerged hulks of the Alpha class subs....yes... go past the rusty Kirov and you'll find the French one we bought is just there"...."Comrade it would have been easier to say "the shiny one"
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 15:53
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Боже мой, старые дамы в Eastbourne ВС ванны топлесс, я отсюда.
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 16:04
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Gold Coast, QLD.

Ah Comrade so there are really topless birds at Surfers, now fetch my budgie smugglers and I'll show that Abbot fellow whose got the most front!
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 18:02
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Мой Бог! Старики в Саутенд загорать бездонная! Я ута здесь!
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 18:12
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Obama, you magnicent bastard, I read your book!
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 19:59
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*Боже мой , Ты прав , Джаспер Морковь мой давно потерянный брат !


*My God, you're right, Jasper Carrott is my long lost brother !
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 20:08
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I can see the White Cliffs of Dover from here!
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Old 17th Nov 2014, 20:25
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Old 18th Nov 2014, 04:51
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Are you sure that this is the best equipment to look at my pancreas, they appear a bit big to go where you're suggesting.
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Old 18th Nov 2014, 09:39
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"Ahh that's better, I can see it now Buster, so it's like a penis, only smaller"
Err, no Comrade Putin. You have the Binoculars around the wrong way.
But if i turn them around it gets even smaller
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Old 18th Nov 2014, 10:39
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"Ahh that's better, I can see it now Buster, so it's like a penis, only smaller"
Err, no Comrade Putin. You have the Binoculars around the wrong way.
But if i turn them around it gets even smaller
Wait...let me see...Oh, that's Nutloose, not Buster Comrade!
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Old 19th Nov 2014, 07:07
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Right ... I'd like to play again ... so Judge Judy time

1st ShyTorque

"Why cannot I see properly through these glasses, they seem quite wide?"

"Well, my Granny did say never to trust a man if his eyes were too close together"
2nd Leon

From a Russian warship in the SWAPS off of Cornwall...

"Zo, it true, Meester Cameron really does not have ze balls..."

"Da, Comrade..."
3rd Buster

"...after we finish with this photo, it'll look like you are wrestling a Bear! You should see the quality job we did framing the Ukrainians for MH17!"
Lift that Collective ... Waggle that Cyclic ... 'You Have Control' ShyT

Thanks all ...

Coff.

PS. I did PM ShyT.

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