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Having been evicted from the Albert Hall, the RAF contingent broke out in a spontaneous I'm singing the blues..
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Having seen Cpl Twicenightly's (promoted to Acting Sgt Thricenightly) uniform, the band struck up I'm singeing the blues
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The RAF offer redundancy courses in busking, for future employment on the steps of local town halls as a beggar..
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LAC Jones was justifiably peeved that the CIO had told him he was going to be the future symbol of the RAF if he joined up, to find out later they actually meant Cymbal.
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SACW (recently demoted) Nightly was told she just needed to clap along to the beat after it was put to the band and they all agreed she would be best at it as she went like the clappers.
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Harry hoped he'd given his last trombone solo after hearing that three more books were on the way.
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New 'Health & Safety" Regulations require all RAF Bandsmen to be 'Earthed' during concerts given the use of synthetic materials in their uniforms ... Here you can see the conductive bonding strip mod stitched down the outside seam of their trousers 
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Nightly cannot reach her instrument with her stunted arms, and the alleged singe is deemed to be multiple skid-marks. She looks forward to the assistance of that friendly Bandmaster.
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The Bandmastarbeitur can't decide where to start.
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"Ah've got long arms, Nightly, and YEW hav'nae!"
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The Bandmaster is proud of his great, big wind-jobbies.
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The Bandmastarbeitur can't decide where to start.
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"Ah've got long arms, Nightly, and YEW hav'nae!"
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The Bandmaster is proud of his great, big wind-jobbies.