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Old 16th Oct 2014, 23:29
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Old 16th Oct 2014, 23:58
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Give the Air Force a call.........They Say
Get you a Tank ..............They say
Drop it Wrong............I say
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 01:08
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The North Korean Army discovers a problem with their new 3D printer technology.
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 09:03
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Didn't I tell you that if we put the tank upside down, squat down in front of it like it's the most natural thing in the world and take a photo we'd end up in the PPRuNe caption competition? Now give me that tenner you owe me.
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 11:43
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Is it Judge Judy time ?
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 15:26
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 15:33
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I told you, you had the plans upside down
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 15:57
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Is it Judge Judy time ?
In a word...... No!

You're supposed to provide the winning caption; and then you get to decide!
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 17:05
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"Comrades! The stupid Westerners have fitted the wrong kind of drop tanks!"
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 17:15
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'are you sure it won't start?'
'yeah, it won't turn over'
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Take no notice of comrade Xing, chaps, he'll be stuck in there for a while.

Now, the lane behind this street leads us directly to Madame Lucy's house of....




(Good comeback, ShyTorque.)
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 18:19
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"If this is a toy, what size is the pram?"
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 18:21
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"Who let the children in?"
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 23:50
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"MORNINGTON CRESCENT!"
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 00:02
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 01:15
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 01:28
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Crouching Tiger, hidden Panzer.
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Chan's syndicate had not quite got to grips with their experiment to find the military applications of a Chinese lantern.
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