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Old 14th Sep 2014, 02:23
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Ahh, here's our "Box of Morale"(TM) delivery for the RAF...
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 04:05
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Hello Kitty's new ride is ready
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 04:10
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XXX squadron, you were warned. We told you there would be consequences if you did not return the mess mascot that was "liberated" at the last mess dinner.....
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 04:13
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Well my first operational posting could be worse, I mean at least it means I won't be flying helicopters....
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 05:32
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Typical Air Force.....Hat way too small for the Head.
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 09:21
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" I know it 'seems happy' Chief and I don't care what you do, just stop it crapping all of those black & yellow turds over the pan!"
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 10:04
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The Japanese Air Force briefly considered a more considerate method of returning to overseas deployment...
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 10:40
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What do you mean, you have evidence to suggest we've been smuggling illegal highs on our trooping flights?

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It's fair to assume that Tojo the transport plane was an addition to the Thomas the Tank Engine canon that was not thought up by the Rev. Awdry.
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 12:37
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Well the sign did say "Follow Me"
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 13:33
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Lost in translation: "Recruit them young".
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 17:00
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No, Danny, it's a blue, or more grammatically, a properly blown nose...
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 17:03
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William Brown attempts to smuggle Jumble into Sleaford Tech.
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 17:11
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"Hallo, boys and girls! This your Uncle CASWO!"
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 17:13
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The new mess kit is unveiled.
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 17:14
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"Ooooh, MATRON!"
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 17:20
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What do you mean, 'wipe off that grin'?

Did you see what they just shoved up my ar*e?
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Old 14th Sep 2014, 18:49
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The GAF's entry for the Rosenmontag procession next year ?
 
Old 14th Sep 2014, 23:38
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Max Klinger, despite transferring to the Air Force, was still hoping for a Section 8...
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Old 16th Sep 2014, 00:12
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It's on the second page, so time for judgement day.

3rd place with two entries - Buster Hyman with
The Japanese Air Force briefly considered a more considerate method of returning to overseas deployment...

Max Klinger, despite transferring to the Air Force, was still hoping for a Section 8...
2nd place - Tashengurt with
Megatool, the crap Transformer
The winner - Fox3WheresMyBanana with
Charity outfits: - C-1, you've seen 'em all.
Take it away F3WMB.
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Old 16th Sep 2014, 01:12
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I thank you...

Topically...judging Friday - place your bets!

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