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Old 28th Aug 2014, 17:32
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"I'll show them. The royal hasn't been born yet that's too wimpy for the forces!"


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Old 28th Aug 2014, 17:43
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Tell it to the 'Orse Marines!
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Old 29th Aug 2014, 16:44
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 07:30
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Time to reign this one in...

Special Mention to Nutty for...
"Betty, just jack it up, repeatedly saying arise sir Morris will not work"
In 3rd place & claiming the "Orf with his head" award...

Shytorque
"I say Sergeant, it simply won't start and why is everyone larfing at one?"
In 2nd place and claiming the "My husband & I" award...

Surplus
Sigh, 'One day, my Prince will come'.
In 1st place & claiming the "Where's that nice Rolf chap gorn these days" award is...

NUTTY!!!!

I think my sister Margaret would be better at this, she'll screw the nuts off anything.


I'll let you decide if you want to run with it Nutty, but it was a clear winner in my book! Well done Sir.
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 13:46
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 13:51
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The CapCom Crew seem underwhelmed upon hearing Nutty won!



Or.....The Lads were disappointed to hear that Margaret was not going to spend the night.
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 14:21
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Ok which one of you is this Nut Loose character, Her Majesty wants a word with you !
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 14:46
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 14:59
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"Right chaps. This years winner of the Attention Span award goes to Sgt. Smith! Where are you Smith?"
"Behind you Sir, looking out the window..."

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"...and they all lived happily ever after! Right you lot, off to bed now!"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:24
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"Right then.....I need a show of Hands.....who will volunteer to listen to Nutty and Buster's War stories tonight?"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:28
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What is left of the RAF in 2024.


"Right - who is going to turn off the light?"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:49
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Right ... I need a volunteer ... You, you, you, you, you, you ..... You, and you
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:54
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Right nobody leaves until I know who wrote in the F700 the following ...

"The little twisty bit came off in me hand ... Honest guv"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:56
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You think this is dull?
Just wait until some tw@t invents flipcharts!
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:59
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"Okay. I'll read 'The Gruffalo' but then it's off to bed for the lot of you!"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 17:03
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 17:06
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OK listen in chaps ... While they are digging Tom, Dick and Harry ... We are to distract the Goons ... any suggestions ?
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 17:16
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Sorry about this meet and greet, but it is Sunday and we are at Valley.
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 17:19
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Receiving the news that the group would have to pay for their own beer at the Royal Scottish Air force inauguration party.
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 18:31
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