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Old 11th Mar 2014, 16:05
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James Dyson launches his new axial flow "wet or dry" industrial vacuum cleaner ... Apparently it exhibits more "suck" than his earlier cyclone vacuum variants
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 17:00
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" Jeez Skip, the fire section really overdid your retirement salute"
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 17:01
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You've seen Riverdance
Now see Easyjet Dance
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 17:39
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From the counter girl:

I realize you can see the plane is half under water but the computer says the flight will leave on time !
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 17:55
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THIS IS NOT A CAPTION, BUT A PLEA FROM THE HEART

cattletruck,

No, no, please ! You can't shut it down now (your #22637) ! - there must be scores of good ones coming yet. This must be the best ever (IMHO) , keep it going till we dry up, there's a good chap !

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Old 11th Mar 2014, 18:00
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Tower : "Easy squawk 2526 and report passing 5,000 feet"

Easy : "Sorry, unable......... would you settle for a quack ?"
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 18:05
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What happened when Sharky left the Fleet Air Arm?
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 18:12
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" 'Fraid we'll have to wait for the Liberty Boat to go ashore".
 
Old 11th Mar 2014, 19:01
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Danny sheds a tear at the prospect of this CapCom round coming to an end

Yes that is a Caption entry
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 19:07
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Old Fire Bomber habits die hard ... Don't they Big Pistons Forever old chap
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 19:55
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Now I know what the Tower meant by "Runway Wet, braking action Excellent!"
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 22:34
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"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhark"
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 23:05
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Old Fire Bomber habits die hard ... Don't they Big Pistons Forever old chap
The object in firebombing is not the piss on your own nest
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 23:59
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I hate it when Stelios wants to go skiing...
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Old 12th Mar 2014, 00:05
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"That Cessna in front of us is making pretty good headway, isn't it?"
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Broadstairs calling dan bouy....
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Old 12th Mar 2014, 07:59
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It's clearly a Photoshopped image as we've had a hosepipe ban down south since 2010
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Old 12th Mar 2014, 10:46
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Capt to FO: That's a 2 stroke penalty, please try keeping it on the fairway and out of the hazards.


Danny42C, I feel it would dry up by Friday, please give your best before then.
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Old 12th Mar 2014, 11:52
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Captain Calamity hasn't had his Red Bull this morning I see....
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Old 12th Mar 2014, 12:02
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"It's the new drive thru Easy Jetwash"
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