Caption competition

[clicker]

As a winner here's my entry for you all. albeit not as good as the Timmy mascot, currently shown

Clicker

[SASless]

HMS Ocean when he heard of the security breach.

[Roadster280]

Whilst the rest of the Chelsea Pensioners looked on in disbelief, 90 year-old Cpl John "Chalky" White relearns day one, week one lesson of "Do not light farts"

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

[Air-Geko]

Unfortunately, the bomb disposal crew's cookout didn't go quite as planned -- though the chicken was most definately "finished" in record time.

[Roadster280]

"How many extras is that going to cost?"

[SASless]

After the pin is pulled....Mr. Grenade is not your friend.

[Almost_done]

EODs 'egg and spoon' race tactic saw off the opposition during the CO's Cup Summer Sports Day.

[EC Does It]

A bit of bodge tape and it'll be as good as new.......

[Lafyar Cokov]

The huge parrot diving into a fireball while an oversized robin did a flyby was always a popular spectacle at airshows!

[adr]

"Er, boss, you know you asked for a volunteer to blow up the bouncy castle?"

adr

[Northern Circuit]

" Your only sopposed to blow the bloody doors off "

[Almost_done]

The race starter realised too late that he shouldn't have let Jeremy Beadle play with his pistol.

[Brian Dixon]

The bunker on the 8th hole was notoriously difficult.

[clicker]

And the winner is

In 4th place, Northern Circuit
"Your only sopposed to blow the bloody doors off "

In 3rd place, Roadster280
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
(Better spelling and got "in" first).

In 2nd place, Air-Geko
Unfortunately, the bomb disposal crew's cookout didn't go quite as planned -- though the chicken was most definately "finished" in record time.

And the winner is, EC Does It
A bit of bodge tape and it'll be as good as new.......

Over to you, Sir

[rock_dove]

Robbie the Rambler regretted telling the Range Warden to off!!

[EC Does It]

Clicker, am chuffed to bits. However, I don't have the facility to post phots, (stlll waiting for broadband) so very reluctantly have to hand the baton back to you, although may I suggest SASless, as his Mr. Grenade comment made me spray coffee all over the screen.

Safe and happy flying, ECDI.

[SASless]

EC,

I will gladly find a suitable photo and post it for you.

[clicker]

SASless,

Thanks, looking forward to your offering.

Clicker

[SASless]

Ole!

[Rakshasa]

Originally Posted by VH-GRUMPY

"An airline stewardess ably demonstrates the new emergency escape route following the addtion of another 100 seats in economy class."