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Old 25th May 2006, 15:14   #2021 (permalink)
 
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Remember how licking a square 9volt battery gave you a little shock well putting your finger in her gives you a bloody big...........agh b*strd
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Old 25th May 2006, 15:19   #2022 (permalink)
 
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Remember how licking a square 9volt battery gave you a little shock well putting your finger in her gives you a bloody big...........agh b*strd
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Old 25th May 2006, 16:18   #2023 (permalink)
 
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"Just confirm you've isolated the hydraulics. I don't want the doors to chop my nads off when I press this".
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Old 25th May 2006, 19:09   #2024 (permalink)
 
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And it gives me great pleasure to declare JPA fully operational!
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Old 25th May 2006, 19:58   #2025 (permalink)
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Old 25th May 2006, 20:31   #2026 (permalink)
 
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One benefit of having the Red October in dry dock was that BT would at last be able to install ADSL.

Which is a lot more than the guys on Telic 8 are getting.

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Old 25th May 2006, 21:37   #2027 (permalink)
 
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"No, the BIT says it's definitely the dilithium crystals. I'll try a reset and see if the warp core fires up".
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Old 25th May 2006, 23:36   #2028 (permalink)
 
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Old 26th May 2006, 00:41   #2029 (permalink)
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Old 26th May 2006, 01:50   #2030 (permalink)
 
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"You wouldn't believe what they put in them these days! Look - a finger nail trimmer."

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Old 26th May 2006, 10:47   #2031 (permalink)
 
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Old 26th May 2006, 10:51   #2032 (permalink)
 
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the techies on XXX sqn were happy,"look" mused one" they even put a crew out switch in here, now we dont have to pop the APU every friday"
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Old 26th May 2006, 19:39   #2033 (permalink)
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Old 26th May 2006, 21:59   #2034 (permalink)
 
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Being Dutch it was the only way he knew to stop the leak, however the next takeoff was going to be a problem.
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Old 26th May 2006, 22:51   #2035 (permalink)
 
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Old 27th May 2006, 01:55   #2036 (permalink)
 
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Old 27th May 2006, 22:27   #2037 (permalink)
 
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The downsizing of the SAR crews meant fighter pilots had to find a way to get back to base on their own...
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Old 28th May 2006, 10:00   #2038 (permalink)
 
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the lads on XXXsqn, thought Baes new stealth UAV, had one fatal flaw........
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Old 28th May 2006, 10:39   #2039 (permalink)
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On seeing the test pilot after the squippers had dressed him for the prototype bang seat from ESG, the Martin Baker rep said, "Does my face look bothered?"

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Old 28th May 2006, 10:51   #2040 (permalink)
 
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