Navy Pilot Robbed By She-male.
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Navy Pilot Robbed By She-male.
Poor bugger. Happens all the time but what a way to get caught.
ADF man robbed of laptop by ladyboy | The Australian
ADF man robbed of laptop by ladyboy | The Australian
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As the incident was still under investigation, Defence declined to say whether it regarded the officer's behaviour as inappropriate
Come gather round you diggers who work the goldfields rare,
It's of a trick was played on me which caused me to despair,
I came to town the other day my hard earned gold to trade,
'Twas there I met a pretty maid, who did my heart betray.
Her lips were red as roses, her eyes a deep sky blue,
Her hair as yellow as the gold, she stole from me and you.
She took me to a public house and there we did imbibe,
In whiskey and strong porter, and dreadful stuff besides,
It's then she asked me up to bed, to which I did agree,
But truth to tell I fell asleep, before she earned her fee.
When I awoke next morning, no trousers could I find,
But scattered all around me were women's clothes so fine.
My jacket, shoes and gold had gone, and all that's left behind,
Is a woman's dress, a yellow wig and a shaving kit, not mine.
Why did she need the wig? Why did she need to shave?
It's then the truth it struck me, in a fit of blinding rage.
My pretty maid's a man I cried, be thanks I fell asleep,
I'd rather lose a bag of gold, than face that dirty creep.
To venture in the street again, I cautiously inclined,
I had a shave, put on the wig, and wore the dress so fine,
And as I walked along the road, a digger gave a wink.
I thought of all the gold he had, so I offered him a drink.
Now you might think it sinful, oh you might think it bold,
To take advantage of the lads who struggle for the gold.
It's easy putting on a dress and drinking whiskey neat,
But leave your shaving kit behind when they are fast asleep.
It's of a trick was played on me which caused me to despair,
I came to town the other day my hard earned gold to trade,
'Twas there I met a pretty maid, who did my heart betray.
Her lips were red as roses, her eyes a deep sky blue,
Her hair as yellow as the gold, she stole from me and you.
She took me to a public house and there we did imbibe,
In whiskey and strong porter, and dreadful stuff besides,
It's then she asked me up to bed, to which I did agree,
But truth to tell I fell asleep, before she earned her fee.
When I awoke next morning, no trousers could I find,
But scattered all around me were women's clothes so fine.
My jacket, shoes and gold had gone, and all that's left behind,
Is a woman's dress, a yellow wig and a shaving kit, not mine.
Why did she need the wig? Why did she need to shave?
It's then the truth it struck me, in a fit of blinding rage.
My pretty maid's a man I cried, be thanks I fell asleep,
I'd rather lose a bag of gold, than face that dirty creep.
To venture in the street again, I cautiously inclined,
I had a shave, put on the wig, and wore the dress so fine,
And as I walked along the road, a digger gave a wink.
I thought of all the gold he had, so I offered him a drink.
Now you might think it sinful, oh you might think it bold,
To take advantage of the lads who struggle for the gold.
It's easy putting on a dress and drinking whiskey neat,
But leave your shaving kit behind when they are fast asleep.
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No doubt he couldn't give chase because he was still extracting himself from the Barrel 
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Navy, eh?
So was this "lady boy" a woman dressed as a man, or a man dressed as a woman?
So was this "lady boy" a woman dressed as a man, or a man dressed as a woman?
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After returning to the city's Banyan Tree Hotel with his guest about 2.40am last Saturday, the officer blacked out inside the hotel room and did not wake up until 7am.
Meanwhile, his laptop, cash, a mobile telephone, two bags, an iPod, his passport and his credit cards had disappeared. He could not remember anything after entering his room. He is understood to have told colleagues that he thought his guest was a woman.
Meanwhile, his laptop, cash, a mobile telephone, two bags, an iPod, his passport and his credit cards had disappeared. He could not remember anything after entering his room. He is understood to have told colleagues that he thought his guest was a woman.
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Stupid man - seems to be thinking with his gonads instead of his brain.
Many prostitutes will to rob their clients and if they can do it without having any kind of sex so much the better.
Many prostitutes will to rob their clients and if they can do it without having any kind of sex so much the better.
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When the USA navy were in Sattahip I noticed many of them walking around Pattaya with a ladyboy on their arms.
Not sure if they knew or not
It is well reported that some of these folk of the confused gender slip a Micky Finn into their new found friends drink when back at the hotel room.
Not sure if they knew or not
It is well reported that some of these folk of the confused gender slip a Micky Finn into their new found friends drink when back at the hotel room.
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In my best Top Gearesk,
I bet he felt a real cock.
I'll get my coat
I bet he felt a real cock.
I'll get my coat
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Well, it's not our fault many Asian guys are not masculine enough so they get away with such things. This one above I found on YT would fool some, too.
I'd make sure I'd check out pictures and videos of ladyboys so as to be able to spot them (and avoid, naturally). Or take a quick 'feel' to confirm gender if on a carnal hols.
I've been watching some vids and, hell, I'd have no clue sometimes.
Then, when you see one like this, I'm sure being drunk you wouldn't mind post-op one looking like this one (if you ever got to know).
YouTube - nong ploy thailand ladyboy
Well, it's not our fault many Asian guys are not masculine enough so they get away with such things. This one above I found on YT would fool some, too.
I'd make sure I'd check out pictures and videos of ladyboys so as to be able to spot them (and avoid, naturally). Or take a quick 'feel' to confirm gender if on a carnal hols.
I've been watching some vids and, hell, I'd have no clue sometimes.
Then, when you see one like this, I'm sure being drunk you wouldn't mind post-op one looking like this one (if you ever got to know).
YouTube - nong ploy thailand ladyboy
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