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Old 28th Sep 2013, 10:48
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"I don't know what happened, I was flying low saw the water, thought ditch, and the next thing I was in it."
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 10:52
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"It's not what I had in mind when I said it needs a wash and vac"
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 10:56
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Proof if it were needed that the Fleet Air Arm are Wet And F**king Useless.
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 11:01
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what do you mean there is a difference between an aeroplane and a ship, they've both got propellers. I was competent to command it.
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 11:17
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"Feet wet, over".
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 11:40
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Sorry lads we're out of luck, the fish head had eaten his wardroom butties.
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 11:58
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"Yes, it's very effective camouflage Hoskins and very well done, but how the hell are we supposed to get it out again?"
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 12:21
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"Say again QNH?"
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 12:24
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Gordon Tracy did not transition well to his posting with the FAA
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 12:57
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 12:59
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Flush through with a few hundred litres of PX24 she'll be as good as new
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 13:03
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Dyno-Navy-Rod ... We specialise in pumping out bilge
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 13:07
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All we got told was that a farmer had phoned Yeovilton saying there was a Sharkey Fin in his pond
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 13:39
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The FAA were missing their carriers
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 13:41
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"All right, I'll give it a try. "
" No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. ."

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Guys. I know it made sense to do this with the Comet, but haven't we developed a better pressurisation test yet?
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 13:48
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After emulating Watson's feat of landing a SHAR on a passing boat, Sharkey mused to himself "Next time, I'm gonna need a bigger boat".
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 14:17
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"Why do you guys call this clearwater pond?, it's full of brown murky water"

"it wasn't brown and murky until the pilot sh*t himself mate"




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Old 28th Sep 2013, 14:31
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Oi! Do you blokes on the bank wanna stop Naval gazing & give me a hand here?
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 14:35
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"Typical Navy. Find water anywhere."

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Early trials for Thunderbird One's swimming pool silo were inconclusive.

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"Well, there may be nothing in regulations about not being able to claim submariner's pay and flying pay at the same time, but it's far from being submerged."

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Old 28th Sep 2013, 14:48
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It's not quite what Bloggs was expecting after he had been told he was being fast jet streamed.
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