Caption competition

[WhiteOvies]

Pic1: Cheaper, Faster, Better than the RAF Police at guarding landaway aircraft.

Pic 2: HRH wondered if her version of Space Invaders would catch on.

[rock_dove]

Pic:1
The crew were finding inventive reasons not to leave edwards AFB!

Pic: 2
'If i lie still enough she'll never see me!'

[HairyYellowButt]

Crew chief: "Sir, you've got a sidewinder on each wing-tip and one on the nosegear."

[lowfield heath]

Second picture

Bloggs totally misunderstood what a passing out parade really entailed

[WhiteOvies]

Oh b*****r, is the no gloating rule still in force? Many thanks etc..Chalk one up to the Senior Service!

Here goes then, another chance to have a pop at the new Home Secretary, judging in 7 days:

[treadigraph]

"...and we had been going to install a bang seat especially for your visit, but in the event it no longer seemed necessary"

or

"You see Mr Reid, one climbs by circling in a thermal, a column of rising warm air. I understand that Westminster is an excellent place for soaring..."

[FormerFlake]

"Mr Reid proves some of the RAFs aircraft are imune to IR MANPADs"

[PerArdua]

So if my calculations are correct I move the joystick like this and JPA rolls out smoothly, the Services get a payrise, we pull out of Iraq and Afganistan...Sorry my mistake... I was trying to create a thermal to fly in..

or

Sorry it must be the vibration, I appear to have got convoy c**k

PA

[Lafyar Cokov]

In an effort to prove his is not scared of his own 'get tough' policies, the new home secretary volunteers to be the first contestant in the UK's new "Running Man" correctional game-show.

Or.....

To bloke in kilt: Didn't I see a bit more of you in an earlier caption competition????

[4Foxtrot]

"These aren't the droids you're looking for..."

[airborne_artist]

"And if you stare at the HUD for long enough, Dr Reid, you'll see into the future"

"What will I see in the future?"

"Well, Sir, for a start, the young man on your left will be the only person graduating from the UK Defence Services commissioning course in 2010."

[Brian Dixon]

Come on Dr Reid. Your money's run out. Let the lad have a go.

[umba]

Sir Alan Sugar lookalike(ish) on right says to Reid 'Your fired!'

On another note and in absolute awe of the superhuman number of posts by the bloke, is that BEagle in the background with the grey syrup?

[Milt]

"What is it exactly that I am looking at?"

[diginagain]

".......and since we'll be able to rely on our allies, this is what I've ordered as a replacement for the SHAR."

[BombayDuck]

When I said "Hold the stick in your hand", this is not what I meant....

....sir.

[Focks 2]

"Not easy keeping these things straight n level is it!?"
Or
Reid thinking: this isn't the biggest black thing I've held in my hand.

[Human Factor]

"...and if you look really closely Mr. Reid, you can see eighty five pence worth of cannabis resin. Oh sorry, that's the slip ball."

[Lafyar Cokov]

"Och-Aye, well cramped it may be Mr Ex Defence Secretary, but at least ye don' have a bloody Hang Glider strapped to yer back all day"

(Forgive attempt at poor Scottish accent!!!)

[Ivan Rogov]

Dr Reid - How High could I get in this then laddie?

ATC Lad - Erm...........your not allowed to smoke in RAF aircraft Sir!