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Old 30th Dec 2012, 15:20   #15801 (permalink)
 
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Typical ... a Fighter Pilot is posted on to Belvedere's but he still needs some rockets to play with
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 15:21   #15802 (permalink)
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In an last ditch attempt to retain the ashes, the English captain deploys his secret weapon.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 15:27   #15803 (permalink)
 
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With a nod to RJC ...

HOWZAT !!!
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 16:23   #15804 (permalink)
 
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You will never put it down in this wind Sir, why don't you just fire it and let it land on its wheels?
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 16:32   #15805 (permalink)
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I don't know what happenend to your wife Vicar, I simply said 'some choppers gone right across the pitch with his weapon dangling'....and she fainted!
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 16:40   #15806 (permalink)
 
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Whadda you mean it's followed us?
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:01   #15807 (permalink)
 
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Little known trials of Barnes Wallis' nuclear deterrent concept...
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:05   #15808 (permalink)
 
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No, I'm pretty sure it's Law 23, Dead Ball if there's a Bloodhound interfering with play. What say you, Johnners?
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:13   #15809 (permalink)
 
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"S.A.M. Missile" aroused little suspicion at No 7 on the RAF team list. Putting 'him' on at Mid On took a while, but ensured the RAF winning the 1967 Tri-Service Cup.

A Rule Clarification was then requested by the RAF in anticipation of the introduction of Polaris in 1968.


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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:13   #15810 (permalink)
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Fed up with losing the Ashes, Mrs T decided to put a rocket up the English team.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:21   #15811 (permalink)
 
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Two oddities in one day....a Belvedere flying and England winning!
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:26   #15812 (permalink)
 
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rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb...Bloodhound over the crease... rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb...hook shot banged the bally motor... rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb...blew up the bloody pavilion....
rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb..finished Tea anyway. Never liked their sponge cakes, no great loss...
rhubarbrhubarbrhubarb...I was very, very, drunk at the time....
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:45   #15813 (permalink)
 
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Cant the bl00dy bloodhound read, keep of the pitch

or

There is no such thing as the dog poo fairy

or

Secret trials of arming James Bond's gyro copter with heat seeking missile gets blown out of all proportion when unfortunatly gets a public airing at the annual Mi5 Vs Mi6 cricket tournament

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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:47   #15814 (permalink)
 
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Early trials of Helicopter RATO proved disappointing when the rocket failed to stay pointing in the required direction.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 17:58   #15815 (permalink)
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, if you turn your gaze now to the Laffan's Plain end of the airfield you will see the latest example of British weapons engineering, capable of devastating a wide target area with incendiary chemicals and high-velocity fragments....



....and the Bloodhound will your up, too.

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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:04   #15816 (permalink)
 
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FFS, could we not just have paid for POD 7, and got Thunderbird 2 to shift it?
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:40   #15817 (permalink)
 
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STOP....THIEF!
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:42   #15818 (permalink)
 
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OH THE HUMANITY!
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:45   #15819 (permalink)
 
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Let's see if the gyros can handle this
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:45   #15820 (permalink)
 
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American intelligence reports London phone booth in the rear of new British helicopter....photo classified...




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