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Old 13th Nov 2012, 15:26   #15001 (permalink)
 
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The Three Stooges starring in ... "Sod this for a game of Soldiers"

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Old 13th Nov 2012, 17:48   #15002 (permalink)
 
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"Sarge, can we move, Busters doing his teapot moves on us again"
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 09:34   #15003 (permalink)
 
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This is the earliest version of what became the 'Throw a Wet Sponge at the Boss' stall, taken in the days before Health and Safety.

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Old 14th Nov 2012, 09:34   #15004 (permalink)
 
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"Yeah - and look what happened to Ned Kelly!"
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 09:54   #15005 (permalink)
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The three candidates for Police Commissioner were all keen to demonstrate their commitment to cutting the force's equipment and uniform costs.
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 10:28   #15006 (permalink)
 
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Liverpool Echo: Despite taking additional security measures, Allied Carpets delivery men are robbed yet again.
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 11:05   #15007 (permalink)
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Sharon was less than impressed with the choices offered when Military Dating responded to her request for a knight in shining armour.
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 12:01   #15008 (permalink)
 
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 12:12   #15009 (permalink)
 
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Starting from the left

"Im not very popular...."
"Im less popular than him but infinitely more popular than him..."
"I know everybody hates me"

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Old 14th Nov 2012, 14:42   #15010 (permalink)
 
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Only when looking at the early photos of RAF Puma pilots armour, did it begin to dawn of Flying Officer Scroggs how long they had actually been in service.
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 15:17   #15011 (permalink)
 
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"Jenkins (left) you may think that by wearing a helmet that looks like a B2 Spirit Stealth Bomber that you can become invisible ... but I can assure you that I can still see you ... you orrible little erk."
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 15:39   #15012 (permalink)
 
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"That's right soldier, they come in sets of threes. One doubles up as a wok, one as a colander and the third is great on the BBQ. Perfect for when you're stuck in no-mans land. Now stop whinging and get back in the trench..."
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 16:27   #15013 (permalink)

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Three of Jimmy Savile's earlier victims, having found a way of defeating his probing, bony fingers, return for revenge.
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Old 14th Nov 2012, 21:06   #15014 (permalink)
 
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George Lucas less than impressed with early concept work for the Imperial Stormtroopers

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Luke Skywalker singles out man on left at identity parade and states "He is my Father"
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Old 15th Nov 2012, 07:26   #15015 (permalink)
 
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This year's MRD Crew prepare to wind-up their Derwent's ready for snow clearing duties ... body armour is now de rigueur courtesy of the Elf & Safety Executive should a compressor fail ... ops looks like one has already

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Old 15th Nov 2012, 08:56   #15016 (permalink)
 
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It's perfectly good body arnour men, it's survived three battles already. Tally Ho!
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Old 15th Nov 2012, 16:48   #15017 (permalink)
 
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In a vain attempt to get to understand the difficulties that WRAF and WRAC's go through, several troops were volunteered to try on the WRAF upper torso body suits. Though when shown the shape of the leg suits, the concern on their faces was palpable.
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Old 15th Nov 2012, 17:11   #15018 (permalink)
 
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The newest life guard recruits had always assumed they would get ready polished breastplates.
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Old 15th Nov 2012, 17:44   #15019 (permalink)
 
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"A burst on my Schmeisser seems to pull to the right, Herr Flick!"
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Although meeting all Air Ministry Health And Safety standards, the station production of "The Wizard Of Oz" featuring 3 tinmen was an artistic disaster.
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