#14901 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,821
Biff thought that something didn't add up when the pilot said he'd ejected from the chopper...
#14902 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,228
"He says he bailed out over New Yorks Yankee stadium during the storm and wants to know where he is"..... "Welcome to Arizona, Bud"
Last edited by NutLoose; 3rd Nov 2012 at 12:43 .
#14903 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: cardboard box in't middle of t'road
Posts: 109
Don't move Bud, the Medivac wheelbarrow is on it's way.
Last edited by Surplus; 3rd Nov 2012 at 12:45 .
#14904 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: A lot closer to the sea
Posts: 486
Sorry
B@#$@r, win the comp and then go MIA, sincere apologies to everyone. Happy to judge when this one looks to have run it's course!
#14905 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,156
Good man WhiteOvies
#14906 permalink
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 54
Posts: 475
Jeez guys, it's not rocket science. All it needs is a pressure relief valve.
Last edited by Dan Gerous; 4th Nov 2012 at 08:13 .
#14907 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,156
Mr Craig the movie is entitled "Skyfall" ... and we've already got the trailer in the can
#14908 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,228
"Defecting from Russia, a likely story, I bet you're another bloody Romanian asylum seeker"
Last edited by NutLoose; 4th Nov 2012 at 12:03 .
#14909 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,156
The Crewman standing with his hand extended forward ..."Three ... Two ... One ... and you're back in the room"
#14910 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,228
#14911 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 396
"Oh crap, wait till the CO hears about this!"
#14912 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Age: 53
Posts: 1,188
Well, I'm not surprised you're a bit dizzy mate, but it could've been worse - 3 feet further over and it wouldn't have just been the chute that caught the rotors!
#14913 permalink
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: St Clears, Wales
Age: 55
Posts: 108
What's that you say sir? You are the stig. Well I'm sure I don't know what one of those is... As an aside to the others ) Quick boys to the funny farm we've got a right one here.
#14914 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,156
We're going to need a wheelbarrow to move him
#14915 permalink
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Check with Ops
Posts: 414
The Area 51 Nativity Scene was coming along nicely but they couldn't help feeling that something was missing.....
#14916 permalink
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Atlanta
Age: 44
Posts: 1,012
(Guy with cap)
#14917 permalink
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: 45 yards from a tropical beach
Posts: 1,052
"Does it hurt?"
#14918 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Age: 53
Posts: 1,188
"What did he say? Something about a 'Hurricane Sandy' ?"
#14919 permalink
Red On, Green On
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the woods and the water
Age: 13
Posts: 6,190
Quote:
"What did he say? Something about a 'Hurricane Sandy' ?"
"I'm not called Sandy and the last Hurricane flew in anger yonks ago".
#14920 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,156
At the age of 65, Mikhail Blowmybollockov, the Human Cannonball decides enough is enough and is to hang up his Helmet for good ...
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