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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 20:17   #14881 (permalink)
 
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Those missing four months in Dubya's Air Force records were in fact hush-hush work as the U2 bang seat crash test dummy.

"They need a pilot with no brain at all - Bush, you'll do, though God knows what future career is going to need an idiot who ends up on his ass all the time."


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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 20:51   #14882 (permalink)

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"Right chaps, well caught. Now, on with the cuffs, in the helicopter with him and we've got our first ever pilot volunteer for Helitech 2013".
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 21:14   #14883 (permalink)
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"He says all he can remember is "Jump, John, jump".
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 21:34   #14884 (permalink)
 
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"That wasn't flying, that was falling with style !"
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 21:40   #14885 (permalink)
 
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"Sir you do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in Court, anything you do say may be given in evidence." ... plebeian !
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 22:10   #14886 (permalink)

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Despite the protective clothing, the prototype Taser was found to be just a bit too powerful.
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Old 2nd Nov 2012, 22:21   #14887 (permalink)

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Nice try pal, but there's still time to get you to a Polling booth!

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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 00:08   #14888 (permalink)
 
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"I like your plan to fool this Gary Powers into coming quietly, Ivan, but I still reckon you should have made the USAF emblem on the Bananaski a bit bigger."
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 08:17   #14889 (permalink)
 
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Dr. Rudy Wells ... "We have the technology to rebuild him" ....


Buster will get that one ...
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 08:26   #14890 (permalink)
 
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"What happened" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified" ... Where are we" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified" ... "What was I doing" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified" ... "Where are you taking me" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified" ... "What's my name" ... "Sorry Sir that's classified"
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 08:38   #14891 (permalink)
 
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There was a bit of a fracas on the spaceship when Klaatu told Gort he couldn't "phone home"
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 09:46   #14892 (permalink)
 
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(Man in the back with cap): "Hey, Baldy, what did he just say before he died?"

Baldy: "Get your knee off my oxygen ho.......se......."
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 10:00   #14893 (permalink)

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Biff thought that something didn't add up when the pilot said he'd ejected from the chopper...
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 12:40   #14894 (permalink)
 
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"He says he bailed out over New Yorks Yankee stadium during the storm and wants to know where he is"..... "Welcome to Arizona, Bud"
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 12:45   #14895 (permalink)
 
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Don't move Bud, the Medivac wheelbarrow is on it's way.
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 21:28   #14896 (permalink)
 
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B@#$@r, win the comp and then go MIA, sincere apologies to everyone. Happy to judge when this one looks to have run it's course!

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"Only if you ask nicely Sir!"
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 07:17   #14897 (permalink)
 
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Good man WhiteOvies
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 08:12   #14898 (permalink)
 
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Jeez guys, it's not rocket science. All it needs is a pressure relief valve.
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 10:13   #14899 (permalink)
 
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Mr Craig the movie is entitled "Skyfall" ... and we've already got the trailer in the can
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 11:51   #14900 (permalink)
 
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"Defecting from Russia, a likely story, I bet you're another bloody Romanian asylum seeker"

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"Yeah yeah a U2, and I suppose that lump in your suit is your Bono"

Or

"I might of blown a hole in my ship when I stirred the oxygen tanks, survived a nightmare trip around the moon, navigated home by dead reckoning, survived re entry when we thought we might all die, but get off me I'm not getting in that bloody flying contraption."






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