28th Oct 2012, 19:19
#14821 (permalink )
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 201
Dear Jim please fix it for me to unload a full clip
28th Oct 2012, 22:15
#14822 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Preston
Posts: 97
The CO's new approach to the annual fitness tests certainly reduced the number of 'fails'
29th Oct 2012, 01:24
#14823 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: North Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,915
"Oi, Jimmy, let's see you loop it then!"
29th Oct 2012, 02:00
#14824 (permalink )
Evertonian
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,819
Trials for the RAF's first UAV in 1939 were abandoned after a shortage of 20,000ft poles was discovered.
29th Oct 2012, 02:06
#14825 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 49
Posts: 407
The definition of "close control" evolved over time...
Last edited by brickhistory; 29th Oct 2012 at 02:06 .
29th Oct 2012, 05:08
#14826 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ɐıןɐɹʇsn∀
Posts: 734
later that evening..
'Hullo sweetheart. I fly fighters.'
29th Oct 2012, 09:10
#14827 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 396
Always knew I'd wind up as a gunner on some old crate.
29th Oct 2012, 10:36
#14828 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: North Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,915
"Well, Johnson, your "brrrrrrrrmmmmmm" noise is quite convincing, but Smith, your "dacka dacka dacka" needs a LOT of work."
30th Oct 2012, 08:52
#14829 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,152
Hi all ...
It looks like everyone has finally run out of ammo on this one !
So here are the runners-and-riders parading in the Winners Enclosure this week …
Joint 3rd Place & Bronze Medal Winners : Buster and NutLoose
Buster
Quote:
Trials for the RAF's first UAV in 1939 were abandoned after a shortage of 20,000ft poles was discovered.
Nutloose
Quote:
Following on from theatre tourists, senior officers devise a cunning scheme to qualify for the coveted Battle of Britain clasp.
2nd Place & Silver Medal Winner : ShyTorque
Quote:
The session went tragically wrong when trainee gunner Simkins totally misunderstood the command: "In your own time - shoot the little Fokker"
1st Place & Gold Medal Winner : WhiteOvies
Quote:
Close your eyes and run like hell, if you make it we give you your Wings!
There is also a special mention in dispatches for F3WMB for NOT mentioning or inciting others to use the 'B' word
Strap in chaps WhiteOvies to take control !
Best ...
Coff.
30th Oct 2012, 10:05
#14830 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,299
oops, I didn't mean that. I meant using F3WMB as a caption. The only thing I ever incite wrt the B-word is schadenfreude.
30th Oct 2012, 14:05
#14831 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,152
F3WMB
Coff.
31st Oct 2012, 19:51
#14832 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,152
Pan-Pan, Pan-Pan, Pan-Pan ... WhiteOvies are you on frequency ? PM sent
31st Oct 2012, 21:21
#14833 (permalink )
Evertonian
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,819
Time for a pre-photo caption...
Nutloose was confident it would eventually clear up with a course of anti biotics!
31st Oct 2012, 21:28
#14834 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Age: 53
Posts: 1,188
"Buster, I thought I asked you not to take the top off?!"
31st Oct 2012, 21:38
#14835 (permalink )
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 49
Posts: 407
For Christ's sake, don't power up the system!
31st Oct 2012, 21:42
#14836 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,299
Buster had meant well, but the Law of Unintended Consequences was about to unleash its full force once more......
31st Oct 2012, 21:43
#14837 (permalink )
Red On, Green On
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the woods and the water
Age: 13
Posts: 6,190
What do you mean "it came off in my hand"?
31st Oct 2012, 21:48
#14838 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Oil Capital of Central Scotland
Age: 46
Posts: 283
what ejection sea.......?
31st Oct 2012, 23:35
#14839 (permalink )
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering in hyperspace and the FIR
Posts: 8,045
No, I definitely told him the brown wire was the live one.
1st Nov 2012, 02:12
#14840 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,225
They canna take it Captain.....
Gently peeling back the skin, F3WMB slowly......
Ooh err, it that all you've got Buster.......
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Last edited by NutLoose; 1st Nov 2012 at 02:17 .
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