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Old 10th Oct 2012, 11:52
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I know your bum hurts Mustapha, but it was your turn in the barrel.
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Humm ... Primitive propulsion technology it is young Skywalker ... The force is not strong with this one !
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Old 10th Oct 2012, 12:45
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Give Courtney Mil a few more moments chaps as he want's to see how many AIM-9 Sidewinders he can hang on it
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Under the terms of RAFAIR 2012/NOTACHANCE, BAe Systems demonstrates the versatility of their proposed BAe (HP)42 2014 MPA by operating the previously mothballed transporter from a remote location.
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Old 10th Oct 2012, 15:22
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"Just to remind you, gentlemen. The secret to a good caption contest lies in the quality, not quantity, of entries. Best keep them short, simple, but clever. Now, let's all face the camera and we'll try once again...".

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Old 10th Oct 2012, 16:35
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Hello hello what's this I see ... is this your vehicle Sir ? ... "Yes officer" ... there appears to be no tread on your tires Sir ... that will be a £100 fine and 3 Points on your licence.
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Old 10th Oct 2012, 17:15
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Told you not to divert to Liverpool, see they have already had a engine away
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Previously unpublished photographs emerge of Adolf Hitlers early career as a Shell oil trolley brakeman..
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Old 10th Oct 2012, 22:24
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Extraordinary aeroplane attended by party of men decidedly unamused.

Something they ate? The heat? The flies?
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Old 10th Oct 2012, 23:25
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We don't care Mustapha, we want your Jim Fixed it for me badge back now.
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Old 11th Oct 2012, 00:22
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Sheikh's hopes for mile-high harem charter dashed by posse of po-faced poms
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The Sheiks performance in "spotting an insurgent" training was still woeful, despite the target wearing bagging trousers, doing the insurgent dance and singing I've got an RPG in my pants...!!

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Old 11th Oct 2012, 02:18
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'Imperial - Fly the Friendly Skies'
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Old 11th Oct 2012, 06:51
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The first Fuel Tank Entry Simulators were well received by the prospective trainees.
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Old 11th Oct 2012, 07:06
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After years of abismal Corporate Calendars ... for 2013 Support Tech Services Limited plan to produce a tasteful "Calendar Girl's" style offering

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Death by MS PowerPoint ... Boris Johnson begins his slide presentation in support of the Thames Estuary airport proposal
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Lawrence of Arabia's musings on a possible delivery vehicle for the Airbourne Division of the Royal Camel Corps was met by stunned silence. How could you ever consider putting a camel in a aircraft? ...
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32 Squadron take delivery of their new "corporate" hack ... which is a PFI contract with Support Tech Services Limited
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Southend's bid to be London's 4th airport lacked a little sophistication.
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Old 11th Oct 2012, 21:52
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The Captain insisted on doing his Napoleon-exiled-at-Elba impression before each flight, to the bemusement of the passengers.
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