#14241 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,343
Now for f#cks sake hang on tight. If you survive the first five trips we let you sit in the cockpit.
#14242 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 44
Posts: 367
Oh no...another picture of Harry's chopper goes public!
#14243 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,292
Auto Glym, Royal Warrent holders to HM as purveyors of fine vehicle polishes, preparations and waxes, have been commissioned by the Royal Mews to produce a special Low Luster polish for HRH's new "mount" ...
#14244 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,370
Quick hide your wristbands, CoffmanStarter is on his way over....
#14245 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,292
Well played NL
#14246 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,292
One can plug one's iPod in here ...
#14247 permalink
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Atlanta
Age: 44
Posts: 1,014
"'Ere, Staff, why is there a doorbell on the front of it?"
#14248 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,343
Don't bother yourself about the doorbell Sir, the Footman will answer - he's normally carried on the stbd inner pylon for that purpose
#14249 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,292
Apparently the Taliban call it a mosquito ... just shows you how crap they are at Aircraft Recognition
#14250 permalink
Red On, Green On
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the woods and the water
Age: 13
Posts: 6,202
<thought bubble> "This'd make a cracking mount for a chukka or two of polo".
#14251 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,292
OK got the doorbell hacked ... what's the nipple for next to it ?
Last edited by CoffmanStarter; 10th Sep 2012 at 18:28 .
#14252 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,292
Ha ha ... I spy the special mod for a Calvary Officer on the Apache ... REINS ! (just above the gunners sensor turret)
Last edited by CoffmanStarter; 10th Sep 2012 at 18:53 .
#14253 permalink
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Destin
Age: 64
Posts: 11,093
So much for "What happens in Vegas....Stays in Vegas!"!
#14254 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: these mist covered mountains are a home now for me.
Posts: 1,409
"Jeez Wales, I dunno what your so called 'conversion' consisted of - but that front seat is yours."
#14255 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,292
OK Harry we've been crewed together for you're entire tour out here. We will be flying all our ops in this airframe. Now there are a couple of specific mods I need to brief you on. First, you're front co-pilot/gunners cockpit is now equipped with a Martin Baker Zero Zero bang seat. Second, this Black & Yellow handle is my command ejection lever ... I'm sure you can now join the dots on what will happen should we encounter a potential Escape and Evasion scenario. Any questions ?
#14256 permalink
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 54
Posts: 481
Staff, I'm a little scared. As I walked past the doorbell thingy, a red light started to glow and I'm sure it said "Good morning Dave".
#14257 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Originally UK, now Australia
Age: 48
Posts: 2,189
Now Capt Wales, I know this isn't Las Vegas but you must remember
#14258 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,292
And another thing Capt Wales ... if you run out of ammo and offensive stores ... Low Level Mooning is not a recognised form of tactical engagement
Last edited by CoffmanStarter; 11th Sep 2012 at 16:30 .
#14259 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,343
This is for real now, Wales. I usually say you'll need to be offensive in everything you do, but you seem to have got that hacked already.
#14260 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 399
Er... No Sir, I'm afraid it doesn't have a totty detector..
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