NutLoose

"Damn this Call of Duty is hard, and I keep getting my ass kicked by someone called KimJonUn11".

Or

"Ohh Bollox I have lost it, I tell you guys, this flight sim is harder than you think"... "Err that was not a simulator Sir, you were flying our latest drone over Iran"

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toptobottom

click... click, click... clickety click... click, click, click...

There you go Mr. President. Now, you're sure there's nothing else you want to add to your list for Santa Claus?

Kiltrash

Mr President, the First Lady wants you to become a friend on Facebook

Facebook, I have just got used to Mario

Tell her I am busy sorting the Fiscal economy

NutLoose

"I do love watching these old White House tapes, have a look on the computer General and tell me at what time frame Monica Lewinsky enters the oval office and I'll fast forward it"..


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Dan Gerous

Guy at back... God I'm bored shitless. Someone tell this asshole gaming isn't a spectator sport, no matter how good he thinks he is.

Rather be Gardening

President Obama needed a little help with his first Tesco online grocery order.

NutLoose

Ok Mr President, it is coming through from Langley now, they say push A, B, C , left stick up, right trigger twice, D, D, left stick down and you should have unlimited lives.




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Buster Hyman

No Sir, I doubt that Donkey Kong is affiliated with any political party. Playing it will not appease anyone Sir.

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Ha HA! Putin you Dawg!!! All your Base belong to us!

Willard Whyte

Fox News: Obama only 4 feet tall!

NutLoose

"Hey guys, does anyone know who this Dr Steven Falken is? It seems to think It is me and keeps asking me if I would like to play Thermo Nuclear War".

Runaway Gun

"So you think that Stealth Hawk helo is easy to fly at Pakistan's high Density Altitude huh? Let's see how you go hovering it above Usama's house with the Gyro's turned off like THIS!"

Buster Hyman

Well yes, there is an easier way to play Mr. President. Let me just turn on this Skynet program here and...oh...hang on....

SASless

The Joint Chiefs had decided this was the only Button Obama would ever get to push!

Cows getting bigger

General Nomedals concentrates on his black-ops budget whilst Obama works on landing a Stealth Hawk.

Rather be Gardening

While the Obama-bot was recharging, the Chiefs of Staff took the opportunity to use his laptop to send some extremely abusive emails to President Ahmadinejad.

NutLoose

"According to this boss, another ten points and you get awarded another medal.... Can I have it boss..huh boss.. Can I... can I boss".....

Fox3WheresMyBanana

General "Hey Mr Prez, can I have another $4bn for Black Ops...?"

Barak " .....Yeh, whatever....."

General (Thinks: X-box saves the Free World..again. They oughta give that Nin Tendo a medal")

Buster Hyman

Mr. President, the SEALS are outside that 12 year olds house right now. Before we give them the go ahead, are you sure he's hacking?

SteveCox

Well I think this has run it's course now so to give the winner a chance of getting one in for the weekend here's the results:

In the Nutloose versus Buster contest I think Nutty has it this week, but onto the serious competition.

In third place with a topical entry:

Rocket2 with "At a secret London bunker an unknown person is photographed as he prepares to press the remote cable cutter button to sabotage the American flag raising ceremony at the Olympics".

In second:

Rather Be Gardening with "While the Obama-bot was recharging, the Chiefs of Staff took the opportunity to use his laptop to send some extremely abusive emails to President Ahmadinejad".

But in first place with the simple "Oops, DEFCON-1, undo...undo" Is Cattletruck, so over to you.

NutLoose

I was been serious, it's that Buster, he leads me astray .