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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 18:23   #13821 (permalink)
 
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Anything to keep Buster out of the top three and I enjoy doing them. I weep when I win because I can't enter

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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 19:04   #13822 (permalink)
 
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What is the common denoninator

Buster
Greg

and now welcome to the club

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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 20:55   #13823 (permalink)
 
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New Photo is uploaded

Wow,

2 in 3 weeks! Well for this Olympic week, I'm taking us back to aviation! Try this.....................

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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 21:02   #13824 (permalink)
 
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Bloggs swore never ever again to have the Vindaloo!
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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 21:04   #13825 (permalink)
 
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I know its an Air Force tradition to bring your dog to work - but when I catch the owner of that bloody Andrex puppy...........
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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 21:20   #13826 (permalink)
 
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Hey boss, G4s has sent over the paperwork they require you to fill out to become CAP qualified for 2012
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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 21:23   #13827 (permalink)
 
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We couldn't find any "Remove Before Flight" flags Sir, so this is the best we could come up with "Remove after sh*te" flags..

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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 21:38   #13828 (permalink)
 
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Needless to say, that the students of 103 'cours de préservation d'avion', failed their final practical exam.

CWD

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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 21:40   #13829 (permalink)
 
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In these truly enlightened times, not only can the pilot marry the nav, but they can also borrow a company cab to getaway for the honeymoon.

P1

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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 21:54   #13830 (permalink)
 
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Jones....that is not what I meant when I said to "Get the paperwork done!"
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Old 23rd Jul 2012, 23:42   #13831 (permalink)

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Err, when you said "Watch out for the Falcons", I thought you meant F-16's...

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Oh, and a big round of applause for Adam Scott...aka Nutloose! Welcome to the club.
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 00:02   #13832 (permalink)
 
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- You MORON ! I said the jet needs to be ramped in Bagram not wrapped in Bog-roll


- After a complete cockpit cleaning as a result of an unfortunate, mostly liquid, inflight "accident" the ground crew wanted to remind the pilot why his new nickname was "fast jet "

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Old 24th Jul 2012, 00:03   #13833 (permalink)
 
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That's not what I meant when I said wrap it up for the day !
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 00:06   #13834 (permalink)
 
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"Told you it was multi roll."
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 00:12   #13835 (permalink)
 
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No one told me the bombers we were escorting were going
to be dropping a modern version of "Window" !
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 01:50   #13836 (permalink)

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Bloggs you idiot! I thought you said we had a lot of red tape to go through before she's airworthy?

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See, I told that MiG pilot shat himself when I got a lock on....





Tashengurt.
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 02:41   #13837 (permalink)
 
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 02:50   #13838 (permalink)

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.....Gesundheit!
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Old 24th Jul 2012, 03:07   #13839 (permalink)
 
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I thought we had moved away from wire guided missiles to l@ser guided bombs ?


If we have to go back to fly by wire guided missiles, do you think they
could at least put the tether on a spool ?

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Old 24th Jul 2012, 03:17   #13840 (permalink)
 
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Another cut-the-bog paper stunt that went astray
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