#13761 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,343
"I say Colonel; Do you think we're overdoing the Sensitivity training?"
#13762 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Age: 53
Posts: 1,198
At 53,000rpm, the battallion dentist's drill could remove an entire set of teeth in 24 seconds flat. Dang, it got hot though..
#13763 permalink
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering in hyperspace and the FIR
Posts: 8,109
"I did tell him to give the bog ten minutes after I'd got rid of last night's curry...but did he listen..no!"
#13764 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,866
The troops just realised that tonight's entertainment was "Nutloose's greatest hits from the Caption Comp"!
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Quote:
"She no virgin - Buster Hyman got there first!"
Oh...if I had a dollar....
Actually, I could use a dollar!
#13765 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: El Paso
Posts: 26
"Oh no, they closed the trans-gender shower!"
#13766 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,370
Quote:
The troops just realised that tonight's entertainment was "Nutloose's greatest hits from the Caption Comp"!
Corrr, you think they are that good? thank you, sorry I cannot return the compliment
#13767 permalink
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 220
In an effort to appear more westernised the Korean army finaly pubished proof that their products are not tested on cute little bunny rabbits eye's
#13768 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,866
Quote:
Corrr, you think they are that good? thank you, sorry I cannot return the compliment
It wasn't a long show...
#13769 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,370
Quality not quantity is what counts...
Sorry back to the comp.
#13770 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Christchurch
Age: 59
Posts: 127
You bastards, that was so unfair!
#13771 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 44
Posts: 367
Ok....who's idea was it to show Team America at the N Korean Army annual movie night?
#13772 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Age: 42
Posts: 134
With only one fart joke posted, from LurkerBelow, I congratulate you all on your wit and imagination! I did like the iPhone caption by Fox3; however, there must be a top 3 and they are:
Third, with
Quote:
Roadside Bongs were a constant risk to the troops.
is Buster Hyman;
Second, with
Quote:
Don't go in there, they're smoking Kippers and it smells like the WAAF block during a heat wave.
is Nutloose;
But the winner is............
Quote:
Previously undisclosed picture of Harrier Sqn pilots taking the news of their disbandment with characteristic poise and dignity.
by Pohm1.
Over to you P1!
CWD
#13773 permalink
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Alba
Posts: 189
Private Blogs always had trouble with this interweb thingamajig.
Oh, it's gone now.
It's back, but no joy on opening the link.
I'm getting dizzy
Last edited by Dunky; 19th Jul 2012 at 16:44 .
#13774 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: West Africa
Posts: 527
Try this one for size.
P1
#13775 permalink
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Alba
Posts: 189
"Hey, with these on I can see the pub from here".
#13776 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,292
Tusken Raiders finally receive a much needed upgrade to their Night Vision kit ...
#13777 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Age: 42
Posts: 134
NVD 101: Only use in the dark!
#13778 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,370
In a landmark agreement David Cameron announced Nigerian Army staff will bolster Uk Troops and G4s staff in providing security at London 2012Beat ya Buster... Mooohhhhaaaaaaahahahaha .
Last edited by NutLoose; 19th Jul 2012 at 17:39 .
#13779 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Age: 42
Posts: 134
The Royal Honour Guard turned nasty when they overheard Prince Phillip say "they all look the same to me".
#13780 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,343
Smithers, the PC brigade will have a field day when they find out this is your idea of 'Black Ops'.
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