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Old 13th Mar 2012, 15:47
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There are several different patterns of shoe being worn there. Appalling dress standards.

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Old 13th Mar 2012, 16:19
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Photographer thinks... 'not sure why, but this shot somehow brings back memories of my old Moggy 1000 with the ankle straps in the back'....
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Old 13th Mar 2012, 19:20
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Privates on parade.
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Old 13th Mar 2012, 19:33
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Is that a directional mic or are you just pleased to see us ?
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Old 14th Mar 2012, 09:00
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For some, the annual Wings Parade had a whole different meaning
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Old 14th Mar 2012, 09:11
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Me...? The 13th Duke of Wymbourn....!? Commandant of the RAF College Cranwell...?!? With my reputation...?!?

Bingo!
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Old 14th Mar 2012, 09:38
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A (w)hole new meaning to low level photo reconnaissance.

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Old 14th Mar 2012, 10:32
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Another try - this time from Will Ferrell's famous song (with a slight change):
"Gonna find my baby, gonna frame her tights, Gonna picture me some afternoon delight ........... Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight!"

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Old 14th Mar 2012, 10:45
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Low level shooting never failed to produce crack shots.
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Old 14th Mar 2012, 11:37
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You idiot! I said Tartan Marching Band, not Tart and cameraman!
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Old 14th Mar 2012, 15:58
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David Attenborough spots a rare beetle.
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Old 14th Mar 2012, 19:26
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"I say cameraman, can you get a close-up of Fanny Brown?"

"Hang on, I'll put a wide angle lens on and you can choose one later"
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Old 14th Mar 2012, 20:36
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Just to prove a point, the Women's parade bypassed the Carpet to prove there were no munchers present.
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Old 14th Mar 2012, 20:52
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Deviations from the standard skirt length meant that a volunteer was needed to measure the distance from the hem to each private's privates.

A dirty job, but someone has to do it...
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Old 16th Mar 2012, 08:41
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Judging time! Loads of good entries as ever, but in the end I liked:

Runner up to ShyTorque with:
"Now that's what I call aperture priority ."

But the winner, with a non-caption caption, is cattletruck with:
"Bugger this caption comp, where do I sign up?"

Over to you cattletruck!
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Old 16th Mar 2012, 09:06
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Oh Nutloose...where did it all go wrong for us?



(PS: Not for captioning!)
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Old 16th Mar 2012, 13:14
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You did make the short list Buster!
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Old 16th Mar 2012, 13:50
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You did make the short list Buster!
WOO-HOO! Suck on that Nutl...*ahem*...jolly good. Next time, eh ol' chap?
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Old 16th Mar 2012, 19:16
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I wuz robbed I tell ya....


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Old 17th Mar 2012, 10:54
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Number 2 Wire ... Bugger ! BOLTER !
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