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Old 10th Mar 2012, 08:07   #12801 (permalink)
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Highly Commended is:

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"...and you are?...."

"Without an aircraft carrier and redundant in two months." "Sir"


And the winner is Squeaker with:

"What a splendid chopper!"
"Er..not really, Sir, just these overalls are a bit small.."

Over to you Squeaker.
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 12:38   #12802 (permalink)
 
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Thanks AA! Here goes..



Only sorry I couldn't furnish the images taken by the chap in the foreground.
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 12:54   #12803 (permalink)
 
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Well they're certainly not WRAC, do you think they may be FANY?
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 12:55   #12804 (permalink)
 
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Crack Troops they certainly are!

The 1st Swedish Comfort Battalion on Parade!
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 13:33   #12805 (permalink)
 
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Do our bums look big in this?
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 14:57   #12806 (permalink)
 
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Realising he couldn't touch the hair on their heads the SWO was determined to pull up some of his new parade... "Airwomen...Haircut......you there, second row middle....Trim those sideburns up..... Airwoman third row, you know who I am talking to, this is not the Brazilian Airforce, get it sorted."
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 15:56   #12807 (permalink)
 
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The reason for the cameraman insisting on highly polished shoes becomes clear.
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 18:02   #12808 (permalink)
 
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Using the state of the art Digital measuring, ankle to calf size ratios were calculated to determine suitability for transfer to the RAF, unfortunately so far no candidates had shown the compulsory "Milk Bottle" profile to be admitted.
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 18:02   #12809 (permalink)
 
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"Tallest on the right, shortest on the left, in three ranks...Sighs!"
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 18:08   #12810 (permalink)
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If Carlsberg made parades.....
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 20:34   #12811 (permalink)

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Now that's what I call aperture priority ....
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 20:50   #12812 (permalink)
 
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Bodyguard Platoon.
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 21:26   #12813 (permalink)
 
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Although Tracey knew their uniforms with short skirt, stockings and heels excited the male spectators, even she had never seen such a big c**k sticking through the fence.
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 21:54   #12814 (permalink)

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After waking from his coma, the photographer revealed that he's only asked if they'd like the fish eye lens, not that they were like fish smelling hens.
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 22:37   #12815 (permalink)
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The annual Sharon and Tracey Parade was going so well, until they came to the cattle grid......
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 22:40   #12816 (permalink)
 
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"I can live with the pervy photographer, but have you seen the perv in the crowd that has just filled his pink condom"


Or


"Nooooooo, I said parade in Mufti, NOT parade your Mu....."
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Old 10th Mar 2012, 23:00   #12817 (permalink)
 
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Putin's first move on re-rigging the election was to slash Russian defence spending, especially on skirt material, knickers and boots.
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 00:48   #12818 (permalink)
 
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Due to to a misunderstanding by the recruitment team, the phrase "military escorts" acquired a whole new meaning in Poland
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 08:04   #12819 (permalink)
 
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I spy an acute case of orchitis ... ouch !
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 09:48   #12820 (permalink)
 
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Following a recent procurement contract success with the Polish Air Force, Jimmy Choo Ltd hopes to become a preferred supplier to the MOD for shoes, parade, female.
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