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Realising he couldn't touch the hair on their heads the SWO was determined to pull up some of his new parade... "Airwomen...Haircut......you there, second row middle....Trim those sideburns up..... Airwoman third row, you know who I am talking to, this is not the Brazilian Airforce, get it sorted."
Using the state of the art Digital measuring, ankle to calf size ratios were calculated to determine suitability for transfer to the RAF, unfortunately so far no candidates had shown the compulsory "Milk Bottle" profile to be admitted.
Although Tracey knew their uniforms with short skirt, stockings and heels excited the male spectators, even she had never seen such a big c**k sticking through the fence.
After waking from his coma, the photographer revealed that he's only asked if they'd like the fish eye lens, not that they were like fish smelling hens.
Following a recent procurement contract success with the Polish Air Force, Jimmy Choo Ltd hopes to become a preferred supplier to the MOD for shoes, parade, female.