#12661 permalink
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: EGOS Field 24
Posts: 765
"Well, Minister, the RAFCAM annual budget doesn't run to individual echocardiographic investigations nowadays. So we do this instead. It's a bit rough and ready but it seems to work".
#12662 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,819
"...and she's cli-im-bing her stair-air-way...to Wrexham...."
#12663 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: West Coast Canada
Posts: 1,594
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Buster Hyman
"...and she's cli-im-bing her stair-air-way...to Wrexham...."
I think we have a WIIIINNNAAIR !
#12664 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Age: 53
Posts: 1,188
Some good ones, but is that it already?! A quick shudder and it's all over...?
Last call for entries; judging tomoz
#12665 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,297
Men are like carpets,
#12666 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,215
See.. By getting them with all different tonal values and stamping on their plums, I can play them like one of those fancy tap dancing keyboards you see on TV
#12667 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,143
Kate ... when you said "let's play pontoon lads" ... this isn't quite what we had in mind !
#12668 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: West Africa
Posts: 513
One minute they're shouting for equality, the next minute they don't want to get their trainers wet.......
#12669 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Age: 53
Posts: 1,188
Judging time!
In 3rd place is NutLoose with:
Quote:
Private Scroggins was determine that in future he would go private to get his ischuria treated instead of relying on British Army medical treatment.
Runner up is Buster's:
Quote:
"...and she's cli-im-bing her stair-air-way...to Wrexham...."
Winner this time is CoffmanStarter, with:
Quote:
Kate ... when you said "let's play pontoon lads" ... this isn't quite what we had in mind !
Well done CoffmanStarter - take it away!!
#12670 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 55
Posts: 2,143
Thanks TTB ... my first time on the winners podium
Hope this offering works for everyones creative juices !
Judging this coming Thursday 19:00z followed by tea and medals shortly thereafter ...
Kind regards ...
Coff.
#12671 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,297
You'll never get fighter pilots to wear that, Sir. Shades won't fit
#12672 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,819
Resistance is futile.....
#12673 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,220
Does my head look big in this?
#12674 permalink
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Destin
Age: 64
Posts: 11,004
The Irish Air Corps Research Branch reckoned if British Apaches were the Bee's using Monocles....the Duplex Monocle would be just the ticket!
#12675 permalink
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Grenouille Land
Age: 67
Posts: 7
Help! Help! I've gone blind.YOU'VE got cataracts!
#12676 permalink
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wilts
Age: 67
Posts: 73
Looks interesting Mr Fox-Talbot! Can you tell us why you've called it camera obscura?
#12677 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Age: 53
Posts: 1,188
"And you want £100k for a 20% stake?! It's a great idea - you can watch porn, it detects the missus approaching from any angle, BUT it doesn't dispense cold beer and for that reason, I'm out..."
#12678 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,215
RAF trial cybersex for the troops..
Last edited by NutLoose; 20th Feb 2012 at 02:04 .
#12679 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: these mist covered mountains are a home now for me.
Posts: 1,394
Jenkins went to extreme lengths to prevent the Boss noticing that he forgot to shave that morning.
#12680 permalink
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Anglia
Posts: 1,360
If you want to fully engage with the twitterati you have to engage with them fully!
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