Caption competition

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Biggest load of bollocks I've ever seen" was a comment on the plan, not an instruction, Hoskins.

[622]

OK...who left the dustcap on the barrel?

[Arm out the window]

Preparations for the Human Cannonball Squad were on track, but unfortunately the number of soldiers of the right calibre was limited.

[NutLoose]

Not to be outdone by the US Star Wars programme the UK Government announce trials on the first Anti Hubble Telescope Interdiction Telescopic System.

Commonly refered to as AHTITS

or

It's no good skip we can't use it, it must be the wrong time of the month, when you push the barrel in, we keep getting a red light..

[CoffmanStarter]

"Now Professor Cox this is what we call a Big Bang !"

[Roadster280]

Lt Grueber was having a field day with his "little tank".

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Vot do you mean, Germany kannot play in the 6 Nations Rugby?
Iz this not the finest "tackle" you've ever seen?

[ACW599]

"Ah ja, here ve haff a typical case of vot ve post-Freudians call penis envy"

[ShyTorque]

"Woah, Stop, hold your fire! I've just read the manual, the target looks so small because we're looking up the wrong end!"

[Rosevidney1]

Listen boys - we've bent over backwards for the noise abatement society and frankly I'm at my wits end wondering what else we can do!

[Neptunus Rex]

"Be gentle with me?"

[CoffmanStarter]

"Jenkins ... I told you this would happen if you rubbed too much lubrication on it."

[Cows getting bigger]

Does my bum look big in this?

[CoffmanStarter]

Apparently the NATO acronym for the Artillery's new piece of kit is causing a few blushes up the line ... Vector Image Augmented Gun Ranging Apparatus

[Carry0nLuggage]

"Right you malingering shower! Get out of that decompression chamber NOW!"

[Buster Hyman]

Page 2 is no place for the mighty Caption Comp!

So...Runner up...

Fox3's:

"Biggest load of bollocks I've ever seen" was a comment on the plan, not an instruction, Hoskins.

Winner this week...

Roadster280:

Having noticed that it had turned into nothing more than a willy-waving contest, the Germans were determined not to lose this year's NATO Artillery Competition.

[Roadster280]

Thanks, NutLoose.

I'm off to the left coast on a big silver bird shortly, so Ill post something up tonight when I get there.

[Buster Hyman]

Thanks, NutLoose.

I'm off to the left coast on a big silver bird shortly, so Ill post something up tonight when I get there.

So...over to our runner up then....

[toptobottom]

So...over to our runner up then....

Surely it should go to second place?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

On a pilots' forum, I think someone should be allowed to use flying as a decent excuse for a short delay.

I can post if you want, though?