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Looks like this one has prematurely come to an end and has gone all limp, ok last call for any late entries and scores on the door later tonight.
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Dummies Guide to Camels
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It is better if the novice camel owner learns to mount his camel while it is kneeling. Trying to do so while the camel is standing requires considerable acrobatic skills and tends to annoy the camel if you are not suitably attired...
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It is better if the novice camel owner learns to mount his camel while it is kneeling. Trying to do so while the camel is standing requires considerable acrobatic skills and tends to annoy the camel if you are not suitably attired...
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Will do scores tonight, sorry for being premature, my clutch died last night.
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Will do scores tonight, sorry for being premature, my clutch died last night.
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Lt PPrune was wondering how soon he could introduce Fatima to his mother, but at the back of his mind was the old saying "If it flies, f%^ks or floats, it's cheaper to rent."
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The RSM was incredulous. "Jesus H Christ Sir, what do you think you're doing!"
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"I know the training program says "Camel riding", but the intent is to use them as a means of f*&^ing transport! That last word is all-important!"
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"Private Pyle, how did I know you would f*&^ this up too?"
or
"I know the training program says "Camel riding", but the intent is to use them as a means of f*&^ing transport! That last word is all-important!"
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"Private Pyle, how did I know you would f*&^ this up too?"
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And the winner is..... And I hate to say this...
Buster.... with an obvious intimate knowledge and terminology for this sort of thing, with
Stand back Achmed, here comes the surge!
2nd is
simon brown with
"You should be a sailor son! ive 'eard most camels are full of Arab seamen"
And finally with 3rd place
Shytorque with
You're right, she is tighter than the wife and better legs, too. The deal's on!
So over to you Buster
Buster.... with an obvious intimate knowledge and terminology for this sort of thing, with
Stand back Achmed, here comes the surge!
2nd is
simon brown with
"You should be a sailor son! ive 'eard most camels are full of Arab seamen"
And finally with 3rd place
Shytorque with
You're right, she is tighter than the wife and better legs, too. The deal's on!
So over to you Buster
The Bangless Artillery Project seemed to be more about function than form.
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Having noticed that it had turned into nothing more than a willy-waving contest, the Germans were determined not to lose this year's NATO Artillery Competition.