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Old 30th Jan 2012, 12:14
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No IED's in there Sir....you are cleared to carry on.
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Old 31st Jan 2012, 17:41
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Looks like this one has prematurely come to an end and has gone all limp, ok last call for any late entries and scores on the door later tonight.
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Old 31st Jan 2012, 19:11
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"You should be a sailor son! ive 'eard most camels are full of Arab seamen"
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 05:45
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Dummies Guide to Camels

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It is better if the novice camel owner learns to mount his camel while it is kneeling. Trying to do so while the camel is standing requires considerable acrobatic skills and tends to annoy the camel if you are not suitably attired...
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 05:48
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So you see Achmed, there's nothing sinister about it. He's just working his nutloose...

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Old 1st Feb 2012, 12:01
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Will do scores tonight, sorry for being premature, my clutch died last night.
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 12:18
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"My clutch died last night, and a friend showed me how to get her in gear..."
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 12:33
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Will do scores tonight, sorry for being premature, my clutch died last night.
Probably caught something off the camel....oh sorry, clutch
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 12:54
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Lt PPrune was wondering how soon he could introduce Fatima to his mother, but at the back of his mind was the old saying "If it flies, f%^ks or floats, it's cheaper to rent."
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 13:42
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The RSM was incredulous. "Jesus H Christ Sir, what do you think you're doing!"

or

"I know the training program says "Camel riding", but the intent is to use them as a means of f*&^ing transport! That last word is all-important!"

or

"Private Pyle, how did I know you would f*&^ this up too?"
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 13:50
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Camel: "Haha!!! I clenched and made the sucker hang on for twenty miles!"
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 17:19
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And the winner is..... And I hate to say this...

Buster.... with an obvious intimate knowledge and terminology for this sort of thing, with

Stand back Achmed, here comes the surge!

2nd is

simon brown with

"You should be a sailor son! ive 'eard most camels are full of Arab seamen"

And finally with 3rd place

Shytorque with

You're right, she is tighter than the wife and better legs, too. The deal's on!



So over to you Buster
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 19:54
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Thanks Nutloose...that must've been a tough call for you...

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Old 1st Feb 2012, 20:29
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"Follow this, Billy Smart!"

Senior PPRuNers will get it.
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 20:30
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...Nah mate... THIS - is what I call a gun!

(my apologies to Crocodile Dundee)
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Old 1st Feb 2012, 20:33
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The Bangless Artillery Project seemed to be more about function than form.
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Old 2nd Feb 2012, 01:54
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Jonesy, I'm not convinced the camoflage is working.
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Old 2nd Feb 2012, 02:02
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Having noticed that it had turned into nothing more than a willy-waving contest, the Germans were determined not to lose this year's NATO Artillery Competition.
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Old 2nd Feb 2012, 02:33
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The designers of the new artillery suppressor now know that 'm' isn't the recognized abbreviation for milimetre.
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Old 2nd Feb 2012, 07:15
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The latest MOD procurement cock-up was a real biggie...
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