Onan the Clumsy

"Perhaps" mused Air Vice Marshall Bloggs "it's time we in the armed forced reviewed our attitude towards anal sex.".

Incipient Sinner

Subtle, as ever Onan!

Suave and debonair aviators all I see.

London Mil

"Does my bum look big in this?"

or

Flt Lt Fellatio successfully passes the new Operational Fitness Assessment

passpartout

"I say Mr Blair, how about your government shafts me, and leaves the rest of the Armed Forces alone"

airborne_artist

As Flt Lt Fiona Bloggs conducted her rounds of the male accom. block, she said "Aircraftsman Artist - if you don't make this bed properly, you and I are going to fall out"

6Z3

The new light weight g-suit is much less cumbersome and the leg restraints fit neatly round here.

Pilot Pacifier

Suddenly, "LEAN" took on a whole new aspect!

OR

Even FLt Lt West was taken aback by the cut backs to her uniform!

PP

Darth Nigel

"SUN Exclusive -- Cherie Blair to join RAF"

Onan the Clumsy

Not subtle eh?

In the resulting review the accident investigation board caused the raising of some eyebrows when they requested a thorough review of the skidmarks.


Fl Lt West shows that the official uniform feminine protection is of course... the overnight maxi with wings.

Onan the Clumsy

Fl Lt West capably llustrates some of the lesser known Q codes, such as QIM and QIF

airborne_artist

Despite the fact that Rakshasa ambushed my chance to set the round, I will judge the round later this evening when I have finished wiring Mrs Artist's new kitchen.

So Ppruners - you have about 4 hours to commit your acerbic wit to the web

Lafyar Cokov

Just in the nick of time. The SWO walked in just as Flt Lt West was about to trim what she believed to be HER sideburns

Onan the Clumsy

I'm continually amazed how we in Britain always seem to make uniforms look so frumpy.



or, to squeeze in the winner just before the deadline...


Fl Lt West demonstrates the proper use of the Maxi-llofacial shield

airborne_artist

Gentlemen and Onan

Hard as it is to type left handed, I declare the results as follows:

Highly Commended:

Gainesy

Al Q's attempt to infiltrate the RAF failed when they forgot to put her legs on upside down.

and Onan the Clumsy


Fl Lt West capably llustrates some of the lesser known Q codes, such as QIM and QIF

but this weeks winner is:

passpartout for "I say Mr Blair, how about your government shafts me, and leaves the rest of the Armed Forces alone"

Let's hope passpartout can generate as much enthusiasm for the next round

Onan the Clumsy

...wait wait wait...

Fl Lt West's computer classes were proving an immense success, especially the unit on cut and paste.

passpartout

I am truly humbled.

But how do I post a picture?

airborne_artist

Is your pic already on the interweb? If so, open up a reply, and click the image button, and insert the full address of the pic (starting http://..., and finishing .jpg, almost certainly).

If it's on paper in your private collection then you have to scan it, get it hosted on the web (easiest to email it to me, and I'll put it on my server space).

That's it...

passpartout

Sorry for the tardiness, chaps and chapesses.

Couldn't possibly match the last picture, but sticking slightly with my theme:

Conan the Librarian

There was just one arse in the last picture.


Conan

Talking Radalt

"The final round of the World Pictionary Championships had both sides stumped...."