#11761 permalink
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: West Africa
Posts: 513
"Why are you carrying that damn donkey again, Corporal?"
#11762 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: UK
Age: 39
Posts: 208
Like so many people with addictions, Pte Bloggs replaced the monkey on his back with something else...
#11763 permalink
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Malkin Tower
Posts: 850
the Iraqi army were happy to clear minefields by using human wave tactics, but donkeys were too valuable
#11764 permalink
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Anglia
Posts: 1,360
The filming of the late David Niven's autobiography was hit at the start from funding restraints...
#11765 permalink
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: LSZH
Posts: 5
"Tell me the truth - does my ass look big in this?"
#11766 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: uk
Posts: 233
Jones could talk the hind legs off a donkey.
#11767 permalink
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Age: 50
Posts: 1,297
"I'm worried about Jones 563, but I dunno which is worse. The fact he's into bestiality, or that he keeps carrying round a blow-up doll in public."
#11768 permalink
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering in hyperspace and the FIR
Posts: 8,042
Judging time!
Some donkey walloping answers out there, but out of all of them, this one wins this week's hay bale simply because it has the ring of truth about it!
Cameltruck:
"I heard there's a medal in it for saving the commander's ass."
Camel, thankyou - please post your best!!
#11769 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,819
#11770 permalink
Red On, Green On
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the woods and the water
Age: 13
Posts: 6,189
ShyT - any chance you could choose a runner-up or two who might be able to take over the baton?
#11771 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: 35S
Posts: 276
[IMG]Somebody'll be along in a minute to post that b****y tumbleweed smiley[/IMG]
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#11772 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Age: 53
Posts: 1,188
#11773 permalink
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Atlanta
Age: 44
Posts: 1,010
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#11774 permalink
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Atlanta
Age: 44
Posts: 1,010
That's all to cock - anyone have a simple guide to embedding Youtube in PPRuNe? The YT button in the editor seems to do what it has above!!
#11775 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a bolt
Posts: 5,215
#11776 permalink
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering in hyperspace and the FIR
Posts: 8,042
OK, the first runner up was :
Quote:
Martin the Martian
#11777 permalink
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Cornwall, UK
Age: 42
Posts: 76
Baton duly taken up, chaps and chappesses. Many thanks for the PM, ShyT. Give us a day or two to find something duly entertaining.
#11778 permalink
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: 35S
Posts: 276
#11779 permalink
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Age: 47
Posts: 5,819
Quote:
Give us a day or two to find something duly entertaining.
#11780 permalink
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Near the bottom
Age: 53
Posts: 1,188
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