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Old 14th Nov 2010, 08:54   #9981 (permalink)
 
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How big does my bum look iin this outfit?
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 09:06   #9982 (permalink)
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We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 11:05   #9983 (permalink)
 
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Not meant to be funny , just an observation.
I thought it was illegal for a civilian to wear police uniform and so impersonate a police officer. A lawyer should know better.
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 11:08   #9984 (permalink)

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This imaginary box of morale is getting heavy Ma'am...
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 14:47   #9985 (permalink)
 
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"I am sorry madam Home Secretary but as part of your Government's cost cutting measures, your new security detail will be cut down to one Superintendent and two PCs - but on the bright side you do get to wear one of our fetching new stab vests!"
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 20:10   #9986 (permalink)
 
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"No, Ma'am, I only got to Grade 5 in accordion. But you should hear me play ragtime piano".
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 21:34   #9987 (permalink)
 
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So, you really got a wodge of cash this big from the taxpayer to do up your family home? Wish I had a job like that!
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Old 14th Nov 2010, 22:08   #9988 (permalink)
 
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..Well yes of course , most of my boys are jolly good chaps you understand. But I do have to say that there are a couple of em' on there streets right now whom I wouldn't trust to even know how carry out the simplest of tasks, for example.....like.....oh I dunno......say....to even eat a mars bar propely...
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Old 15th Nov 2010, 04:23   #9989 (permalink)
 
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Yes, the vest is stab proof, and protects the vital organs. Yours is shorter than mine because politicians, we've found, have no guts to protect.
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Old 15th Nov 2010, 11:12   #9990 (permalink)
 
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Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration....
Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?
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Old 15th Nov 2010, 11:52   #9991 (permalink)
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And on to the next one:

Honourable third to AA with:

'We've been particularly successful in working with Environmental Services to eradicate all the ginger rodents. One of them was this big.'

Laudatory second to Buster:

"I meant no disrespect Ma'am...Slapper is a term of endearment down here."

First place with:

Yes Ma'am, this vest is proof against small arms as well as knives. If you follow me over here to the range for the demonstration.... Oh, is that a favourite top you are wearing?

Take it away CSR!
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Old 17th Nov 2010, 11:30   #9992 (permalink)
 
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Right bear with me - me thick sootie, might be a few hours before I can upload the file....
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Old 19th Nov 2010, 09:03   #9993 (permalink)
 
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As a fellow Sootie, all be it Ex RAF but still practicing the trade...... cough cough......
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Old 19th Nov 2010, 14:58   #9994 (permalink)
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I have control ...

Provide an amusing caption to this photo:

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Old 19th Nov 2010, 15:53   #9995 (permalink)
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Tom Hanks goes downmarket in a budget reworking of the film "Sleepless in the Shuttle"
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Old 19th Nov 2010, 16:40   #9996 (permalink)

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I've got my Beedee eye on you....
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Old 19th Nov 2010, 16:57   #9997 (permalink)
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The RAF evaluates a potential Nimrod replacement.
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Old 19th Nov 2010, 17:53   #9998 (permalink)
 
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and the RAF thought they had problems!!!
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"Where's the ***kin' gunsight?"
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