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Old 17th Oct 2010, 19:34
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Now is the bloody curry hot enough for you?
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Old 17th Oct 2010, 21:55
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The Indian Home Guard was plagued with issues when using the AK47, most notably, how the troops could keep their teeth in when firing...
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Old 18th Oct 2010, 13:01
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Years later, the spice girls exact revenge. Ginger, Garam and Coriander spice.
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Old 19th Oct 2010, 08:50
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If we are all done..judging tonight !
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Old 19th Oct 2010, 16:59
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"Damn this Royal Air force and their new technologies! It's just as well we have such a numerical advantage!"
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Old 19th Oct 2010, 18:54
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Ok, here goes !

Runner up is Red.Zebra with

British journalist continued to question athlete accommodation issues in Delhi

And the winner is ShyTorque with (well, it made me chuckle!)

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Well done Sir, over to you.
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Old 21st Oct 2010, 20:51
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Thanks for the baton, 622!

I'll judge this as soon as folk get bored enough.....

Which I think might not be too long from now.

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Old 21st Oct 2010, 21:36
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Effects of the denfense review become obvious...
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Old 21st Oct 2010, 21:39
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It's not the size that counts...
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Old 21st Oct 2010, 21:48
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Davros goes on the offensive.
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MBT's to be cut by 40% - Dinky model their first mock-up, post SDR.
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Challenger III: BAE Systems continue taking the pi55.

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Old 22nd Oct 2010, 01:11
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The politically correct, tank for the vertically challenged runs the evaluation course to the delight of onlookers.
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New tank slips under the radar...
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Old 22nd Oct 2010, 06:45
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Sgt Miggins regretted he did not read the washing instructions on his Challenger.
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Old 22nd Oct 2010, 08:45
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Well, the theory is that the enemy thinks you are much further away than you really are...
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Old 22nd Oct 2010, 08:49
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Tell me again, if I roll this over, how exactly will that hoop behind my head offer any protection?
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'Allo 'Allo! Is that Herr Gruber's famous little tank?
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Old 22nd Oct 2010, 15:54
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T'anks for the memories.....




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Tpr Smith realised he should have used cold water when he washed his tank.
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The Skaro defence ministry remained somewhat unimpressed at Davros’s latest attempt in designing the 'Supreme' Dalek.
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