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Old 28th Sep 2010, 10:39
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Heathrow Security were suddenly content with Captain Smith's insistence on taking his own bottled water and toothpaste on his flight.
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 11:35
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The sky marshal has called in sick again!
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 12:52
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"Why yes, I do have a big dick. Why do you ask?"
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 13:03
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For flight

Naw it just helps me flag down a cabbie
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 13:54
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With Santas annual pre Christmas sleigh check ride approaching, his examiner was obviously intending to give him an engine failure.
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 16:18
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>Willing to help out, perhaps ACW can judge if he returns<

Sorry, slight computer contretemps. Surplus, please carry on and fire when ready
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 17:05
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Frank Abignale Snr. wasn't taking "No" for an answer when it came to claiming his turn for the jump seat
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 17:15
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Captain Anderson just hated flying with screaming kids.
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 17:20
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"If your gun is as clean as the welts of your boots, you're in for a nasty shock!"
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 17:26
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MO'L appoints his new Customer Complaints Manager.
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 17:32
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Not everyone was convinced with the claims that Baghdad International was totally secure.
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 21:16
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Apologies for the repeat appearance of the picture, as it's the second time around and ACW has graciously allowed me to judge it, I'll get on with it,

The winner is:

622 with:
With Santas annual pre Christmas sleigh check ride approaching, his examiner was obviously intending to give him an engine failure.

Over to you 622
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 21:23
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Whoaaa!! That was quick - it was just getting exciting too
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 21:58
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Sully wasn't going to take any more **** from those Geese!
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Old 28th Sep 2010, 22:13
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Barret is my co-pilot...
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 10:04
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Many thanks Surplus..

Here's the next !


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Old 30th Sep 2010, 12:31
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Koreans can't spell YMCA.
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 13:24
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The Marcel Marceau Tribute act became bored of the usual 'make-up and stripey top' look.
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 14:18
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"If you'd rather be a lady boy, raise your hand!"
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Old 30th Sep 2010, 15:18
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Undescended testicles were considered socially unacceptable in the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea and public opprobrium was harsh.

or:

Guy on extreme right to colleague: "I don't know about you but I think our new leader's taking his rubber fetish a bit far".

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