1st Dec 2006, 16:44
#2821 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: God's Country
Posts: 612
BA does the full monty in its relaxation of the adornment regulations.
1st Dec 2006, 19:04
#2822 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Inside zone 19
Posts: 86
"..The stewardesses will now bring round a complimentary book of Baby Girls' Names for all passengers....."
1st Dec 2006, 19:18
#2823 (permalink )
Red On, Green On
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the woods and the water
Age: 13
Posts: 6,186
The Captain didn't need to use the radio to find out the active.
Last edited by airborne_artist; 1st Dec 2006 at 19:29 .
1st Dec 2006, 19:22
#2824 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lincolnshire
Posts: 2,094
Gate Gourmet should have provided 210 Packets of Polo Mints, not one packet of Polonium 210!
1st Dec 2006, 19:36
#2825 (permalink )
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Hove
Age: 61
Posts: 681
Ready Brek Airline flight 210 is ready to depart from gate 1
4th Dec 2006, 09:04
#2826 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Salisbury Plain
Posts: 24
Judging
No posts since Friday - Judging tomorrow.
5th Dec 2006, 07:38
#2827 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Salisbury Plain
Posts: 24
Caption Competition Winner
I have gone for:
Runner up - SHYTORQUE
Shortly after the BA announcement, Richard Branson said Virgin aircraft could provide gamma radiation at a more reasonable cost.
Winner - ZH875
Gate Gourmet should have provided 210 Packets of Polo Mints, not one packet of Polonium 210!
Over to you ZH875
5th Dec 2006, 17:58
#2828 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lincolnshire
Posts: 2,094
And now for something completly similar...
Thanks MilSpFunc.
Judging Sunday 10th December.
5th Dec 2006, 18:02
#2829 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: In the dark
Posts: 383
RAF pilots are still struggling to get used to hands on throttle and stick.
5th Dec 2006, 18:06
#2830 (permalink )
Guest
The changing nature in the occupants of the cockpit have once again made finding the important bits more difficult and each switch, once found, can have different settings........................
5th Dec 2006, 18:49
#2831 (permalink )
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Didcot, England
Posts: 13
Bloggs, who worked for the JPA team, just couldn't get out of the habbit of trying to pick bugs out of things.
5th Dec 2006, 18:54
#2832 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Destin
Age: 64
Posts: 11,001
Now see here good man....one takes his hand thusly...and with short vigorous vertical motions....Pay Attention Bloggs! I will only show you this one more time!
or.....
Now we know why the ground crew call the pilots what they do!
5th Dec 2006, 19:31
#2833 (permalink )
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Cambs
Posts: 109
'Who says all Harrier pilots are w@nkers?'
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‘Secret camera catches exactly what the pilot thought of his liney’
5th Dec 2006, 19:47
#2834 (permalink )
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Shrops
Posts: 209
Having fingers like pigs t*ts makes operating these tiny little switches a real pain.
5th Dec 2006, 19:58
#2835 (permalink )
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 98
There was a time and a place for Simpkin's world famous shadow puppets
or
Er, what's up Doc?
5th Dec 2006, 22:37
#2836 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Salisbury Plain
Posts: 24
OK so where do I put the other leg?
or
Was Douglas Badder involved in the design of this cockpit?
5th Dec 2006, 23:46
#2837 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Pantsville
Posts: 76
"It's a vicious circle...geddit??"
6th Dec 2006, 01:52
#2838 (permalink )
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Destin
Age: 64
Posts: 11,001
Flying Officer Hypen-Smyth hand signs the phrase "Beats Me!" .
6th Dec 2006, 02:22
#2839 (permalink )
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Pantsville
Posts: 76
"..... and that's how you make a perfect bunny-shadow"
6th Dec 2006, 09:50
#2840 (permalink )
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Canberra Australia
Posts: 1,226
"This might make it go."
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