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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 08:59
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The pilots felt that, whilst the handling had improved, the general aesthetics of the new Eurofighter were somewhat lacking…
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 09:14
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Are you sure this is REALLY the original chitty chitty bang bang?
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 09:16
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The whole crew turned out to say bye-bye to the Skipper's Mother-in-law.
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 09:55
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The young officer knew he shouldn't have made a pass at the COs daughter during the last Cockers P!

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'not again' muttered the Stig....
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 09:58
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USN Traffic Wardens take their job very seriously!
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 12:06
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Originally Posted by WhiteOvies
'not again' muttered the Stig....
Damn, beat me to this one!

Have to try out these then:

"I'm looking for a transport....if it's a fast ship."
"She's fast enough for you old man!"

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Cross-decking between different navies can be a real bitch!
 
Old 3rd Nov 2006, 12:40
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First of class trials:
UP UP UP Scotty..... BEAM ME UP!!!
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 15:30
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The Naval response to the arrival of the JPA Presentation team onboard was somewhat over the top!.


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Whilst alongside at Belfast docks it seemed as though the "Joy-riders" from the Lower Falls were getting more daring!!
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 16:18
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Originally Posted by ZOFO
The Naval response to the arrival of the JPA Presentation team onboard was somewhat over the top!
pfft. Nothing over the top about it
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Old 3rd Nov 2006, 20:57
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Things were going so well for Marti.........until he remembered that he had forgotten to switch on the Flux Capacitor.
 
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The Prime Minister was given a truly spectacular send-off after his morale-boosting visit to the troops..........................
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Old 4th Nov 2006, 06:31
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Driver: "Is that a Piano in our rear view mirror"

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"Ha ha ha ha ha - those losers in the deck tractor are way behin.... ughh!!"
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Old 4th Nov 2006, 08:42
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Latest naval attempt at "son et lumiere" display as the massed choirs sing, "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder"
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Old 5th Nov 2006, 07:36
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"Thelma and Louise" re-visited
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Old 5th Nov 2006, 10:20
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Cable on and secure!
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Old 5th Nov 2006, 16:16
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"You idiot! I said DRIVE, not dive!"
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Old 9th Nov 2006, 19:26
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Having failed to bump off the "hamster" with the rocket car, Clarkson and May have another go.
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Old 9th Nov 2006, 21:02
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Gentlemen - a terrific response to the picture - and some great chuckles here at AA Towers.



Highly commended are:

ZOFO The Naval response to the arrival of the JPA Presentation team onboard was somewhat over the top!.

1859sqn The Prime Minister was given a truly spectacular send-off after his morale-boosting visit to the troops..........................

diginagain The whole crew turned out to say bye-bye to the Skipper's Mother-in-law.

But the outright winner this week is:

Mike Jenvey "Right," said Jeremy Clarkson to the Hamster, "There are no rockets involved, so this is veeeery safe - trust me!!"
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Old 9th Nov 2006, 22:24
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1) "Run for it girls - I think I heard a zip!"

or - "Is that a branding iron, or is Robocop just pleased to see us?"

2) "Don't let the blokes know - but I still can't park it properly!"
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Old 9th Nov 2006, 22:51
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1) Oh, my, it's true! These Yanks have much bigger branding irons than our last maaaaster!


2) Does my butt look big in the Eagle?
 


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