Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"Yes beloved Leader, due to the imperial wests ban on all ammunition imports, including paintballs, we have had to build it to fire Dulux tester pots instead.."

[Surplus]

Beloved Leader, your Father had the message engraved on the stock for you. it says 'So Rohnerry', or it could be 'Sue Lawley'

[NutLoose]

"The decadent west had their Tommy Gun, so we have called this one the Kimwiper, after you our beloved Leader"

[racedo]

Yes dear and glorious leader it does remove peoples womens clothes, just point and watch.

[Kiltrash]

Yes Glorious Leader we had a word with the barber in North London and made him a offer he could not refuse

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Kim handing gun to General
Now that our deep undercover spy known as Buster has been outed in the Internet we need you to track down that double agent Nutloose and eliminate him. (or her) You will have no trouble getting this plastic gun through UK Immigration

[Cows getting bigger]

Jeremy was a little worried the the Glorious Leader may consider testing the ballistic resistance qualities of his newly issued PRK anorak.

[CoffmanStarter]

Look like Chinese clap to me

[Danny42C]

"You know Veley Pistol not velly acculate ? This much beller idea !"

[NutLoose]

'You buy, 5 dollar, plenty bang bang yooo cheep fooooka"

[racedo]

Glorious Leader, good for tightening Nuts that are Loose, just point.

Just like your rovery wife, I think she spanner.

[Buster Hyman]

Cap & specs behind glorious leader: "*gulp* why the hell did I think it was casual Friday today?"

[Boudreaux Bob]

Aye Boss, you will get a real bang out of this thing!

[racedo]

Handle on it is to use when you run out of ammunition.............we haven't got any yet.

[Danny42C]

"How would it be if we stuck a bayonet on the end ?"

[Big Pistons Forever]

Originally Posted by Fly26

Oh glorious leader, please accept our new double handled hair dryer.....see it has four settings! Press 1 for a perm, 2 for a Mohawk, 3 for grease and 4 for a chubaka......May the force be with you oh great one....(and bows).

Already done at post 23332.....

[Fly26]

Sorry big pistons, missed that! I gracefully withdraw. Great minds......it's clearly a hairdryer then!

[CoffmanStarter]

Glorious Leader ... here is your personal Chaff Dispenser for use if you see one of those Western Death Drones approaching your exalted personage ... but it only has un(e) cartridge

[Boudreaux Bob]

Next thing you know he will be wanting a Flame Thrower!

[NutLoose]

Beloved Leader, it was designed for your beloved father to shift the toilet blockages on his armoured train after a heavy session of roast donkey lunches... But we will let the decadent west believe it is our new rocket launcher.

Fly you didn't need to withdraw your entry, let the judge decide which is best

[cattletruck]

Gror-ri-aruss a-readah, you rook juss rike Crin Eesword.