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Old 18th Apr 2014, 00:37
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"Twigger? Hahahaha - no it's trigger."
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 02:12
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"How the f*ck am I gonna conquer the world with this?"
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 03:41
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Dear Leader considers the possibilities this thing had for improving his sex play with Dennis Rodman.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 03:47
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Yes Dear Leader, this is your new hair dryer.....
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 06:03
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"No, no, it may be a penis pump but it's not mine, baby."

"Oh well what about this tag reading 'property of Kim J. Un' then Glorious Leader?"
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 06:06
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"....and the manufacturers claim that it is powerful enough to sink a ferry".


sorry.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 07:08
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Hats grow in popularity as no one wants to be seen with a non-standard haircut.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 07:33
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"The round end goes against your Grandmother's head and you then pull that little lever".
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 07:37
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..... and this will discourage him from wearing a civilian anorak with uniform ever again.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 08:16
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And this Glorious Leader allows you to fire Kim Jong tee shirts to the masses on the Victory day parade, every fifth one as a treat for you is a 20 mm Mortar shell.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 08:19
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And this Glorious leader is to deal with anyone that laughs at the penis support you are wearing.
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 08:28
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"No no, you cannot cock it like that stupid, you watch to many Hollywood films."
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:19
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Apparently, Glorious Leader, this device is known as a Rampant Rabbit in the West but we have yet to determine how it is used
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:21
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:23
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:27
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Glorious Leader ... Welcome to our new State Dog Diner Restaurant ... You select dog of your choice and shoot then man with little gleen book take your cooking preference ... The special today is Dog Mince and Noodle
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:32
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The North Korean Adam Ant tribute act's rendition of "Stand and Deliver" wasn't looking very promising during final rehearsal
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:37
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Err, no Grorious Reader...you & I are not rerated, but that General over there dated your Mother...
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Old 18th Apr 2014, 10:38
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General Poo explains to the Glorious Leader the finer operating points of the Mk2a Dawlish Earwax Remover
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Good to see you back Buster ...
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