Bohemian UAE Rhapsody
 

Is this the check point?
Is this just Wadi B?
Caught in a sand slide,
No escape from the GCC.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...


It's Emirates Airlines, they need some sympathy, Because the pilots come, pilots go, little high, little low,
Any way the sand blows doesn't really matter to me, UAE.


Neighbour..., just killed a lamb, Put him underneath his coat, pulled a knife across his throat,
Bugger, lunch had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Bugger, oo,oooh, didn't mean to work so late,



And I'll be here again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if appointments really matter.

Tuesday, my visa run,
Got a taxi just in time, now I'm standing in the line.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and get the stamp.
Bugger, oo,ooh, I don't want to queue, I sometimes wish I'd never come here at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
P.R.O., P.R.O., will you do this stuff for me?
Medical and eye test, then I've got the blood test, me. Cappuccino.
(Cappuccino). Cappuccino. (Cappuccino), Cappuccino Pajero
Discoveryeeeeee.

I'm just a sponsor and nobody loves me.
He's just a sponsor from a poor family, He's got two Mercs, and a white GMC

Visa come, Visa go, will you let me go.
Inshallah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Inshallah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Inshallah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) No, no, no, no, no,
no, no.


Alhumdalillah, Bismillah, Humdallillah, let me go.
The Eat and Drink has a chicken put aside for me, for me, for me...........
So you think Mirdif's villas are well worth a try?
So you think Spinney's prices are really quite high?


Oh, Janey, can't do this to me
Janey, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Nothing really matters, in the UAE,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters, to me.

Any way the sand blows.......



Unknown artist

Indian Rhapsody
 

You have to sing to the song Bohemian Rhapsody all the way through
to get the full effect.

All together now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.


INDIAN RHAPSODY

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
[guitar solo]
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

[guitar solo]
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe,
but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.

[guitar solo]
[slow bit]

Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)


From an ole coffindodger and his trusted zimmer frame

A "Summer Classic" for the w***ers... Stuck here until at least after Ramadan, to cheer us up :ok:

EGGW

Bohemian UAE Rhapsody - brilliant...

Indian Rhapsody - I nearly died laughing, funniest thing I've read for ages:D:D

Not to be pedantic, but it is "Emirates Airline," not "Emirates Airlines."

Wunderbar.... you neet some vacatzion.. zome frezh air..ya.!! Computer...verboten!!

chuss

:D :D :D .. love it...and so true!

Now that's what you call talent...
Maybe they should have a show called, "UAE's Got Talent".

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sad, sad, sad....
 

Matamaros needs to acquire a sense of humour, and its late so he is probably tired EGGW :rolleyes:

Dude ! The FCOM is where your sence of humor is, filed away somewhere....


Written on the floor as I fell of my chair laughing....

EK FO Rhapsody
 

Is this the real life is this reality
caught in the right seat
with a DEC from blighty.
open your ties, roll both your eyes and screeeeeaaam

Im just a gear boy need loads of sympathy
because im easy come hard to go
fly so high paid so low
Anyway this plane goes
doesnt really matter toooo meee, toowho meeee

mama just killed a man,
the problem was you see,
he was a f****ng DEC,
Mama three years on the job
hope the w@nkers wont hire another knob

Emirates ooooooooo
Didnt think that you would lie
Im staying down route on my flight tomorrow
Carry on carry on
cos my roster doesnt matter

3 years my time has come,
gonna move to the left seat
or a dec will get beat
goodbye everybody all you bills and woes
if only
theyd stop hiring left seat hoes

Emirates ooooooooo
I dont want to cry
sometimes wish id never been hired at all

instrument



bridge

I see a little bleeding w@nker of a man
what a douche
what a douche
he cant read the ops manual
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frighten him

He just dont know,
he just dont know,
he just dont know,
an y thing
I wish hed go go go go

He just a poor sod from a poor company
hes just a plonker with a dodgy history
Hes such a c0ck and he patronises me
Easy come hard to go
will you let this hoe go.....

Insahallah no
they wont let this ****** go
let him gooo
no
let hom gooo
no

no no no no nono no
mama mia mama mia
mama mia will you go

Belezebub sent this tosser to frustrate me


To be continued its late

MataMoros, get a life and a sense of humor with it. :ugh:

Guy's that was so funny, cheered me a treat. :D

Excellent work guys :D:D:D:D:D Can anyone do a song for Goat Airways to a Leonard Cohen or Nick Cave tune ;)

you dont know what you have started...even a cathay version on the fragrant harbour forum.

That's Even Better Williewalsh!!!
A Whole Lot!!!

:d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d

Its a god job I turned down the DEC job then:ok:

I also dislike being pedantic (I don't, but it must be said), the legal entity is "Emirates airline" (lowercase 'a').

sorry...

on the bohemian and indian raphsodies...
 

Given the right time and moment, a pilot can be a poet. :)

To all the gentleman above, you have missed your real calling in life.:D

Indian Rhapsody
 

Just read the rhapsody for the first time. Experienced it many times!!!!!

Brilliant!:ok: