Is this the check point? Is this just Wadi B? Caught in a sand slide, No escape from the GCC. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...
It's Emirates Airlines, they need some sympathy, Because the pilots come, pilots go, little high, little low, Any way the sand blows doesn't really matter to me, UAE.
Neighbour..., just killed a lamb, Put him underneath his coat, pulled a knife across his throat, Bugger, lunch had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away. Bugger, oo,oooh, didn't mean to work so late,
And I'll be here again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, as if appointments really matter.
Tuesday, my visa run, Got a taxi just in time, now I'm standing in the line. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and get the stamp. Bugger, oo,ooh, I don't want to queue, I sometimes wish I'd never come here at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man, P.R.O., P.R.O., will you do this stuff for me? Medical and eye test, then I've got the blood test, me. Cappuccino.
(Cappuccino). Cappuccino. (Cappuccino), Cappuccino Pajero Discoveryeeeeee.
I'm just a sponsor and nobody loves me. He's just a sponsor from a poor family, He's got two Mercs, and a white GMC
Visa come, Visa go, will you let me go. Inshallah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Inshallah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Inshallah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Alhumdalillah, Bismillah, Humdallillah, let me go. The Eat and Drink has a chicken put aside for me, for me, for me........... So you think Mirdif's villas are well worth a try? So you think Spinney's prices are really quite high?
Oh, Janey, can't do this to me Janey, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
Nothing really matters, in the UAE, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters, to me.
You have to sing to the song Bohemian Rhapsody all the way through to get the full effect.
All together now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
INDIAN RHAPSODY
Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna throw it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras. Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan, ooh, ooh This dopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
[guitar solo] I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat! Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined... Here it comes There it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again
(There he goes) I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes) Coming back again
(up again) Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
[guitar solo] So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here.
[guitar solo]
[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza bhaji, naan or saag Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
From an ole coffindodger and his trusted zimmer frame
Is this the real life is this reality caught in the right seat with a DEC from blighty. open your ties, roll both your eyes and screeeeeaaam
Im just a gear boy need loads of sympathy because im easy come hard to go fly so high paid so low Anyway this plane goes doesnt really matter toooo meee, toowho meeee
mama just killed a man, the problem was you see, he was a f****ng DEC, Mama three years on the job hope the w@nkers wont hire another knob
Emirates ooooooooo Didnt think that you would lie Im staying down route on my flight tomorrow Carry on carry on
cos my roster doesnt matter
3 years my time has come, gonna move to the left seat or a dec will get beat goodbye everybody all you bills and woes if only
theyd stop hiring left seat hoes
Emirates ooooooooo I dont want to cry sometimes wish id never been hired at all
instrument
bridge
I see a little bleeding w@nker of a man what a douche what a douche he cant read the ops manual Thunderbolt and lightning very very frighten him
He just dont know,
he just dont know, he just dont know, an y thing I wish hed go go go go
He just a poor sod from a poor company hes just a plonker with a dodgy history Hes such a c0ck and he patronises me Easy come hard to go will you let this hoe go.....
Insahallah no they wont let this ****** go let him gooo no let hom gooo no
no no no no nono no mama mia mama mia mama mia will you go
Belezebub sent this tosser to frustrate me
To be continued its late
Last edited by williewalsh; 19th Aug 2008 at 10:53.
on the bohemian and indian raphsodies...
