Fiddle with syringes to spike empty 7-Up cans? Get real. (Not a slight at you, just at the ridiculous steps to import refreshments, etc!)
Why bother living in a place that you have to go through all that B.S. to get around some bone-headed rule at all? Do what most people do and realize there are happier places to live where you don't have to pussy-foot around to "comply"! Screw the idea of living in places like Kuwait who have these archaic rules...same to their neighbour to the south-west (etc, etc, etc)!!
(And before anyone tries to sling mud back about this by spouting the virtues of pure booze-less society, explain why the Johnny-Walker Bridge over to Fantasy Island is over-run with Kuwaiti's and KSA-ers (and Qatari's) that have to go bee-bop around at the clubs there, drinking their faces off, driving like complete idiots, demanding rudely for service from various restaurants, stores, etc...only to peel back the same or next day to their "dry-land" residences...only to climb back on their pillars to spew how pure it is to have a dry country??!!??!!!)
If anyone wants to live in a place like that, good luck. Most of us would view that as living on giant pieces of fly-paper, with each step mired in sticky goo. What a way to live life - NOT!
...oh the bucket of smelly poo is getting heavy...