Coffee.

Exxon-Valdez · 27th Jul 2003, 21:21

I have finally had enough. I cant stand it any longer. I confeess..........

Having been a supertanker for many years I have finally realised I have an identity crises. I am in fact a small helicopter called Rudolf. It is possible that I have been re incarnated as a small helicopter having spent so long as a large ship. I do drink rather a lot of coffee particularly when in aberdeen, which is only 2 mins walk from prince william sound - fortunatly my helicopter is equiped with warp drive capability but the landing can be tricyky.

I am of course completely normal. probaly as a result of warp shift and something to do with advancing bow waving or something but none of that matters anymore. From today I annunce myself as a Roman soldier. I will now be the chairman of BALPA too as thats any easy job.

Oh, my cat seems to have left me as well. You will know it if you find it as it's called cat and speaks 17 european languages and eats chorizos. Its a nice cat and a great companion. we have a lot in common. We were both reincarnated on a tuesday, after the football.

Well, off now to have some more coffee with my friend. He is strange. I hear him all the time but can never see him. He must be in BALPA too.

Coffee, white no sugar..........

cphflyer · 27th Jul 2003, 21:29

So my friend u finally tripped a cb

Mustabeen the other CAT.

How u keeping my friend

Exxon-Valdez · 27th Jul 2003, 21:34

Get lost....

I'm a born again Christain....

wof wof.....

One more thing.....

I QUIT.....

OK. I'm really sorry for that. After she left me life was never the same. I wont quit not now not ever. I can do it. You see it was never me. Well sometimes, but then life hurts. I blame everyone else. You see i'm so alone - sometimes I just sit there with a coffee and well, it gets so bad that I think about , well.,, Drinking it...

I might go on holiday. Cat, i guess, isn't coming back. I hate helicopters. They just dont understand me...And why should they. I think maybe I need help, with my spalling that is. There will come a time.

God i remember the old days they were so fine. When I hear those voices in my head I know I'm safe were all safe,, I'm fine... really...

27th Jul 2003, 22:28

Something tells me that you're going to fit in very well at BALPA HQ.

cphflyer · 28th Jul 2003, 00:47

exxon..... u need major therapy i think, did ya leave stansted?

Slim20 · 28th Jul 2003, 00:50

Leaving STN is the best therapy I know.

At least according to the orange contingent.........

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