Did yas hear the latest
Airlines are now dreaming up putting seats in the cabin that can inform cabin crew about that pax through a display unit possibly in the galley. Is she/he a nevous flyer, a potential terrorist, been sitting or sleeping for too long & at risk of developing deep vein thrombosis & need to be asked to walk around the aircraft. It should be up & running in a year & should be 'inflicted on', I mean't 'helping' first class pax by then. That's good, it leaves me off the hook for a few more years, the time I reckon it will take to make it's way down to the bargain bucket basement seats at the back where I usually reside with me plastic cup of orange juice in me Dunnes Stores Specials.
These 'bl**dy seats', I meant seats (jeez, what is wrong with me today)
will warn cabin crew if pax's behaviour is out the ordinary. More sensors may be added & techniques such as monitoring temperature & skin moisture could be used to help crew make this judgement.
Lighting will automatically dim when it's sensed that the pax has dropped off to sleep I mean.
Bewarned. beware, Big Brother is watching you & ya won't need to go on some Gawdawful boring TV programme to be targeted. Lets hope that all you're bodies react in the average 'normal' way otherwise you may be targeted as a potential terrorist when the only thing you're ever likely to hold up is your piggy bank