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Old 9th Jan 2003, 21:55   #1 (permalink)
 
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Talking fantastic anagrams
Let me get this started with a few gems

David Ginola.........................Vagina dildo
Virginia Bottomley................I'm an evil tory bigot
Christians.............................Rich saints
The houses of Parliament.....Loonies far up the Thames
The Morse Code...................Here come dots
Martina Navratilova..............Variant rival to a man
Tony Blair MP........................I'm Tory plan B
The Metropolitan Police Force......I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop
Marti Pellow...........................Ill tapeworm
Michael Heseltine..................Elect him, he's alien
Peter Ustinov........................Eruptive snot
Stella Artois, reassuringly expensive........Pint o' lager virtually erases sexiness
Rita Hayworth.......................Hot hairy wart
Pentium processor................Computerises porn
Robert DeNiro.......................Error on bidet
Actors...................................Scrota
Benson and Hedges.............NHS been a Godsend
David Mellor..........................Dildo Marvel
Desparation..........................A rope ends it
Diego Maradona....................O dear, I'm a gonad (love that one)
Eldorado................................Real dodo
Eleven plus two.....................Twelve plus one (spooky)
Gloria Estefan........................Large fat noise
Evangelist..............................Evil's agent
Gabriela Sabatini...................Insatiable airbag
Home and Away.....................Aha, yawn mode
Irritable bowel syndrome.......O my terrible drains below
Kylie Minogue.........................I like 'em young
Madonna, the Material Girl......Real dim man-eating harlot
A decimal point.......................I'm a dot in place
Acorn computers.....................Crap to consumer
Motorway Service Station.......I eat coronary vomit stews
Boddingtons, the cream of Manchester........Boddingtons Stomach ache fermenter

Or my favourite of the lot, and how true is this.....

Mother-In-Law........................Woman Hitler

Any more for any more?
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Old 10th Jan 2003, 07:32   #2 (permalink)
 
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I'm trying to remember a fantastically long anagram based around the plot of one of Shakespeare's plays...kicking myself for not writing it down.
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Old 10th Jan 2003, 07:51   #3 (permalink)
 
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The Nudist Colony = No Untidy Clothes

Clinton, President of the USA = To Copulate he finds interns
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Old 10th Jan 2003, 09:18   #4 (permalink)
 
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Brilliant, Needed a laugh been a rotten week


Thanks Fourthreethree LOL
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Old 10th Jan 2003, 09:47   #5 (permalink)
 
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Found it!!
To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...

is an anagram of

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
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Old 10th Jan 2003, 13:45   #6 (permalink)
 
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Navigator and Vagina Rot always made me chuckle......
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Old 10th Jan 2003, 15:45   #7 (permalink)

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How the f..k did someone work that one out, Konkordski
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Old 10th Jan 2003, 22:47   #8 (permalink)
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? Huh ?
...was my next question also SC........!
 
Old 11th Jan 2003, 08:49   #9 (permalink)
 
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Ok Konkordski, you win! Whoever worked that out obviously had too much time on their hands!
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Old 11th Jan 2003, 09:22   #10 (permalink)
 
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Army Air Corps

Sorry I am Crap
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Old 11th Jan 2003, 21:49   #11 (permalink)
 
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SADDAM HUSSEIN:

A SAD HINDU MESS
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Old 12th Jan 2003, 06:15   #12 (permalink)
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Circumstantial evidence - Can ruin a selected victim

Dormitory - Dirty Room

Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire - Held a Land of Imperial Enforcement

Florence Nightingale - Fetch an iron leg, Nigel

The Aristocracy - A rich Tory caste

Michael Portillo - A cool, limp Hitler
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Old 13th Jan 2003, 06:45   #13 (permalink)
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and as we all know Vimto is an anagram of vomit.
rather apt in my opinion
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