1. baal. God of pleasure
2. not with me!
3. they all wanted higher fees for acting in 'A Christmas Carol'. Finney won it in his.
4. I dunno. Pilots Pal?
5. be cruel and ask him
7. Winkin, blinkin, and nod
8. The German 6th battalion in belgium
9. 'Flash' Gordon (ex-SIA) I think is flyin in the P.I.'s. Anyone got his email so I can answer this question?
10. Shadrach, Marshach and little Abignego
11. The boss of Saddams army
12. From the looks of him Id say 7 years
13. Obviousley in a good one!
14. About $2.2 billion paid up.
15. 3 atheists
16. the kid who threatened to eat him
17. dat fat barstet who dint bring me my bike!
18. patrons of 'the bush Club' in Anchorage Alaska
19. initials of US states who declare 'Santa Season' hunting open every Dec 24th
20. 'got anything to eat on Dec 25th?'
21. Marcio the Hook from the south side. Found with a can of Spagetti-Os over his body after he was hit.
22. The one little Virginia's dad paid off to shut his daughter up.
23. AD 31. The messiah was handeled by one Ms Mary Magdalene 2 years before his demise.
24. A dildo and Mrs Claus to play with it with.
25. saddam Hussein
26. because the Confucian locals get loads of free gifts from the round-eyes for no aparant reason at all.
27. north pole
28. The propietor of the Porepunkah Snow Chalet Ltd, Victoria Australia
29. 'A Christmas Insurance Windfall'
30. one of the smerfs
31. some deaf guy. Was called 'Lets Make a Huge Racket and Upset the Pagans!'
32. The Catholic Inquistion Game
33. JC. King of the Jews
34. they were made of stone
35. Silvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarznegger
36. 1. Rest were all taken
37. Emporer Hadrian
38. his mate
39. someone who should stick to his dayjob
40. lies, the impressiveness of youth, confidence tricks
41. in my case the old bastard never did!
42. 'The Huddersfield Revenge!' (see q 8)
43. some poor kid who from then on recieved presents with 'merry xmas' written on one side and 'happy birthday' on the other.
44. the same guy who got locked up for painting over works of art
45. the same guy who wrote what sort of condoms Santa uses
46. Ahem....'Merry Christmas in Wales'
47. Alabama. The 'Them N1ggars Aint Ridin In Our Pickup!' law.
48. my father
49. Klinger. After he got finaly out on a section 8
50. California. ANY excuse for a party and p!ssup!
51. Utah obviousley
52. That cute Father Christmas helper in Waltons store, brisbane Australia 1982. She was 19 and my ex-GF.
53. italian child-molesters
55. Hadrian and Hirohito
56. the guy who got both
his nuts cracked!
57. Frankinsense trees
58. A cherry. before the kid ate it.
59. the local Nazarethan shrink
60. the only hetero who attended the xmas gay mardi gras Sydney Australia in 1987
61. 'The Record With Snot All Over It'
62. Lucy doesnt believe in xmas! Lucy is a believer in the Great Pumpkin!
63. one of Santas female reindeers. Reason is in q 66.
64. north pole
65. The Murrumbidgee Mid-Murray Mud band, the Deniliquin Dooberlackeys, the Argadargadah Argustuffers, Porepunkah Pink-Pouch Punchers.
66. the one Rudolf was quietley pokin. When asked by Santa on what he was doing, he replyed 'f**kin nothin boss!'
67. Dec 25th 0000 or 0001 or 0002
68. 'The Party' does.
69. Jesus H Christ from Nazareth Israel
70. the same guy who got angrey that he had to actualy box on boxing day!
71. The Nina, Pinta, and Santamaria
72. in bed with his GF?
73. an Indian chick whos pimp was Amahl
74. N.Y. chinatown cops
75. 8 7/8th inches if one was to measure mine.
76. Olive Oyl. Very versatile.
77. given enough WW booze anyone can!
78. 'A Cigar For bill'
79. the old lower class 'Got Any Spare P!ss In Yer Fridge Guv? Im skint And wanna Drink To Yer Elf!' tradition.
80. A xmas group session. Ah, Titsucking Aside, after 2400 minutes of straight shagging our C@cks And Vaginas are still OK.
81. A change of surname?
82. 'Those round-eye sh!ts who wont go home.....'
83. Obviousley a very happy one!
84. Which key race? Um, Anglo-Saxon?
85. someone whos got mud on Madonna
86. his tax agent
87. knockin off the 5th beatle was the biggest hit they ever ordered I think
88. see answer 20
89. 'Gimme A Movie Role And Not Just A Singin One Santa!'
90. Dunno Jolly H. Who was? Your GF?
91. Whatever the beatles sang in q 87
92. well it wasnt Al queda!
94. Me, Ozexpat, bFU, and Gaunts. 2 girls each!
95. the one where the starters are too drunk to realise to take the day off.
96. north pole
97. 'The Day We F**ked in bangore'
98. the cheapest slut in town
99. none. I wouldve thieved Piggeys stuff when he wasnt lookin!