Mile High Solo efforts cause Security Scare

The Riddler · 13th Nov 2002, 22:05

Over-stimulated sailors cause security scare on plane
ABC Wednesday, November 13, 2002. Posted: 09:58:05 (AEDT)

Three airline passengers who had taken turns locking themselves in the toilet before take-off have caused a terrorism alert that got them thrown off the flight, even though it became clear they had only been relieving sexual urges.

Airport officials in Paris say the three men were sailors returning to their homes in the central Pacific nation of Kiribati, after a long spell at sea.

They had initially aroused the suspicion of staff on their flight to Hong Kong, when documents they were carrying appeared to relate to the September 11 attacks.

The men then further aroused suspicion when they each visited the plane's toilets, even before it took off.

Police eventually discovered the documents contained pornographic material.

The aircraft's captain then refused to let the men travel on his flight.

Casper · 14th Nov 2002, 03:55

Was the sailor's name "Warren" by any chance??

ramsrc · 14th Nov 2002, 06:06

No... It was Seaman Staines, Master Bates and Roger the Cabin Boy.

14th Nov 2002, 07:40

Reminds me of the sailor who hated the Navy.
Had a dream one night. Dreamt he got a discharge.
When he woke up, there it was in his hand !

olderbutyzer · 14th Nov 2002, 09:36

Or dreamt he was an envelope & woke up with glue on his flap.

tony draper · 14th Nov 2002, 10:06

Sailors, really??, Supprised it was a solo effort.

Grainger · 14th Nov 2002, 10:38

"Passengers are advised that self-stimulation is not permitted on board this flight. All the washrooms have been fitted with w*nking detectors"

newswatcher · 14th Nov 2002, 12:10

or perhaps they were afraid of flying, and needed a "stiff one" before take-off!

steamchicken · 14th Nov 2002, 13:34

"documents they were carrying appeared to relate to the September 11th attacks".....WTF? Now that is genuinely perverted!

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