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Old 16th Dec 2016, 09:32   #1 (permalink)
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A seasonal recipe: Stewed PPrune

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Take your beef, add one strong opinion, some half-baked ideas, a cup of prejudice and a few grains of truth. Donít mince your words; sift out any sage advice. Remove context from the prepared quotes, mix thoroughly and season with wild conjecture. Fill a fresh post with a generous helping of the resulting concoction and place in an open forum to ferment. Simmer impotently until all common sense has evaporated, then stir vigorously until heated discussion boils over into bitterness and recrimination.

WARNING: The addition of alcohol to this mixture may cause overindulgence and result in feelings of nausea and disgust.
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excellent
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Bravo Sir!

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Great description but a reflection of the broader picture outside prune in the country if its what I think it refers to about spot on
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Don't forget to drizzle with some piss & vinegar and spinkle with freshly grated grammar pedantry.

Best served on a bed of hot nubile flight attendant...

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This post needs a sticky. Bravo, Mel.
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And don't forget the sour grapes.
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Old 16th Dec 2016, 16:58   #8 (permalink)
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Also goes well with a side order of fish puns .......


......such as stewed Pprawns.
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Hear, Hear, Mel!

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Can also be served in a large pot which is accusing a nearby kettle of being "ethnic".
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 08:33   #11 (permalink)
 
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Let's not mince words.
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 08:42   #12 (permalink)
 
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Let's not mince words.
... then swallow them all, hook, line and sinker.
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The recipe is best augmented by a bitter-tasting drink, that raises the level of bile until the foul recipe aftertaste is still pungent, long after the computer is turned off.
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 11:04   #14 (permalink)

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Add some bloody humbug.
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Old 17th Dec 2016, 14:49   #15 (permalink)
 
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Wash down with some mulled over whine.
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And let us not forget dear Mr Godwin, who assures us that someone will eventually appear to add some Teutonic ingredients sooner or later.
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Don't forget a pinch of confirmation bias.
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Old 18th Dec 2016, 08:27   #18 (permalink)
 
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And all taken with a pinch of salt.
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Old 18th Dec 2016, 09:45   #19 (permalink)

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Also goes well with a side order of fish puns .............such as stewed Pprawns.
I thought salmon would trawl that up.
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Old 18th Dec 2016, 10:32   #20 (permalink)
 
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Throw in the odd nut.

But not that old chestnut.
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