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Old 18th Jan 2013, 23:13   #21 (permalink)
 
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What a great line for a Country and Western song
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 23:32   #22 (permalink)

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We have two dogs. My wife took them out for a walk recently and met a neighbour, who had been shopping. The neighbour bent over to make a fuss of one dog. While she was doing this, my wife noticed that the other dog had gone behind the poor unsuspecting lady. He suddenly cocked his leg up and began quietly peeing all down the backs of her trouser legs and in her shopping.

Mrs S was mortified and went round later to offer dry cleaning, to buy some fresh shopping and took a bunch of flowers.

I've never laughed so much for ages.
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Old 18th Jan 2013, 23:37   #23 (permalink)
 
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Does anybody else have this problem?

I'm sitting nicely, watching the snooker, the dog is 'on the nest' with his favourite teddy in the middle if the floor.

Then I hear a funny noise, he looks up, goes straight to the edge of the couch and licks the offending substance clean off.

He has no shame. He does this, then jumps up and sits next up me and looks up with his big brown innocent eyes.

I couldn't get him snipped, couldn't do it to him.
I got Horrible Hairy Harry gelded when he was six months. It hasn't stopped him humping and, from the panting whimpereing yapping noises that he makes after a little time with his basket blanket I rather think that he has climbed the mountain.
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 00:58   #24 (permalink)
 
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Bust a nut.
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 03:11   #25 (permalink)

 
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What a great line for a Country and Western song

Johnny Cash singing...


Was a friendly snooker game with ma berddies and gals
And the dawg and the teddy....well, they're the best of pals
As the time went on and the beer was flowin'
A noise was heard and teddy got goin'....
But I suddenly had to yell "Ouch!"
Ma dawg dun just ejac'd upon the couch.

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Old 19th Jan 2013, 03:16   #26 (permalink)
 
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Oh slasher!

Dibs on Half invest for the copyright!
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 06:59   #27 (permalink)
 
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my bitch st in the bed once...i rubbed her nose in it
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 07:13   #28 (permalink)
 
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troppo.

Are you talking of a dog?
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 07:30   #29 (permalink)
 
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Now I know what DFS stands for.

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Old 19th Jan 2013, 08:25   #30 (permalink)
 
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I bet the next time you throw a stick for him, and want him to return it you, you won't shout "Come on, boy!"
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 09:17   #31 (permalink)

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Madam moosp read this over my shoulder and from the depths of her veterinarian's heart screamed "CASTRATE".

She says only the male owners miss their dogs bas...
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 12:04   #32 (permalink)

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Johnny Cash - money for condoms?
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 12:20   #33 (permalink)
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At least assume your real PPRuNe username when posting a new thread on JB that you seem to know very well.

Personnaly I couldn't careless about your dog sexual stories, but please go ahead I am sure many are interested.
I hope you won't answer to yourself with your real username on your own thread... But who am I kidding... You already dit right?


Really nothing to say about aviation at all???


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Old 19th Jan 2013, 12:39   #34 (permalink)

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Old 19th Jan 2013, 13:41   #35 (permalink)


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Old 19th Jan 2013, 13:44   #36 (permalink)
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At least assume your real PPRuNe username when posting a new thread on JB that you seem to know very well.
- posts on JB do not add to post total, soif GBD ONLY posts here he/she could indeed be a 'regular'.
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 16:12   #37 (permalink)
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That's precisely why I said the poster knows very well JB, meanwhile has nothing to say about aviation: it doesn't take more than half a brain to understand he is not really the new poster he pretends, it means you guys are answering a thread the real author won't even assume under his real username. He is probabely answering himself with his other username in this very thread and you still participate.
And the subject of the thread is what again? You find yourself involved in a surreal discussion that you wouldn't have in the real life with a poster who cannot feel responsible for his thread concerning a subject that is maybe not even real but sure is the least interesting in the whole universe.
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 17:49   #38 (permalink)
 
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Though you may not find this interesting (if so, why are you posting here?), but some of us are truly fascinated.
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Old 19th Jan 2013, 17:58   #39 (permalink)
 
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Weeeeelll, I'm just a touch concerned that the medical profession is that interested

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Old 19th Jan 2013, 20:43   #40 (permalink)


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my dog has just ejaculated on the couch

KAG, I have no idea who you are (Kevin Arnold Griffiths?) but if you can point out the spurious reply to myself of which you speak I'll be impressed.

I apologise profusely for being so impertinent as to post in such a confident, over familiar manner on an anonymous Internet forum. In future I will be sure to be far more humble, perhaps opening my post with, 'hi I'm new here!'

My dog really did ejaculate on my couch, and I really did post a thread about it. It hasn't happened today. Yet.

Anyway, aeroplanes, what about them?!!
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