We have two dogs. My wife took them out for a walk recently and met a neighbour, who had been shopping. The neighbour bent over to make a fuss of one dog. While she was doing this, my wife noticed that the other dog had gone behind the poor unsuspecting lady. He suddenly cocked his leg up and began quietly peeing all down the backs of her trouser legs and in her shopping.
Mrs S was mortified and went round later to offer dry cleaning, to buy some fresh shopping and took a bunch of flowers.
I'm sitting nicely, watching the snooker, the dog is 'on the nest' with his favourite teddy in the middle if the floor.
Then I hear a funny noise, he looks up, goes straight to the edge of the couch and licks the offending substance clean off.
He has no shame. He does this, then jumps up and sits next up me and looks up with his big brown innocent eyes.
I couldn't get him snipped, couldn't do it to him.
I got Horrible Hairy Harry gelded when he was six months. It hasn't stopped him humping and, from the panting whimpereing yapping noises that he makes after a little time with his basket blanket I rather think that he has climbed the mountain.
♫ Was a friendly snooker game with ma berddies and gals And the dawg and the teddy....well, they're the best of pals As the time went on and the beer was flowin' A noise was heard and teddy got goin'.... But I suddenly had to yell "Ouch!" Ma dawg dun just ejac'd upon the couch.
At least assume your real PPRuNe username when posting a new thread on JB that you seem to know very well.
Personnaly I couldn't careless about your dog sexual stories, but please go ahead I am sure many are interested. I hope you won't answer to yourself with your real username on your own thread... But who am I kidding... You already dit right?
Really nothing to say about aviation at all???
PPRuNe JB and garbage should have 2 different definitions. Should.
That's precisely why I said the poster knows very well JB, meanwhile has nothing to say about aviation: it doesn't take more than half a brain to understand he is not really the new poster he pretends, it means you guys are answering a thread the real author won't even assume under his real username. He is probabely answering himself with his other username in this very thread and you still participate. And the subject of the thread is what again? You find yourself involved in a surreal discussion that you wouldn't have in the real life with a poster who cannot feel responsible for his thread concerning a subject that is maybe not even real but sure is the least interesting in the whole universe.
KAG, I have no idea who you are (Kevin Arnold Griffiths?) but if you can point out the spurious reply to myself of which you speak I'll be impressed.
I apologise profusely for being so impertinent as to post in such a confident, over familiar manner on an anonymous Internet forum. In future I will be sure to be far more humble, perhaps opening my post with, 'hi I'm new here!'
My dog really did ejaculate on my couch, and I really did post a thread about it. It hasn't happened today. Yet.